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Re: Forum gossip thread by Lokmar

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What would you do guys....

Started by Frood, August 22, 2023, 08:31:20 AM

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Frood

August 22, 2023, 08:31:20 AM
If you went to bed one night a successful male professional businessman but woke up in the morning with the biggest set of moobs ever seen on the planet and you have to clean tables for tips in Chicago?

I'd probably get a push up bra.

Tips and tits don't grow on trees....
Blahhhhhh...

Shen Li

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August 22, 2023, 10:56:11 AM
Does any other man in the world think about things like that.

Oliver the Second

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August 22, 2023, 11:44:04 AM Last Edit: August 22, 2023, 04:09:25 PM by Oliver the Second
Clean tables? I'd go on OnlyFans and make five hundred bucks an hour.

Frood

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August 22, 2023, 02:34:36 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on August 22, 2023, 10:56:11 AMDoes any other man in the world think about things like that.

The Flynn's and admin do...
Blahhhhhh...

caskur

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August 22, 2023, 08:41:43 PM
Well I am not a guy but if I woke up tomorrow with a hairy penis I would go and get it chopped off immediately ... I wouldn't want to resemble Oak and Flynn or Lotus.

Yikes
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Lokmar

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August 22, 2023, 09:12:01 PM
If I woke up with a vagina....I'd be a squirter!!!!
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Biggie Smiles

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August 22, 2023, 09:12:55 PM
If I woke up with a vagina I'd never leave the house!
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Adolf Oliver Bush

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August 23, 2023, 07:02:03 AM
If I woke up with a vagina I'd bottle the queefs in mason jars and sell them... to people like Oak and Flynn and Lotus.
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Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

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Frood

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August 24, 2023, 09:08:44 AM
Caskur is a penis hater...  :s_laugh:
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Adolf Oliver Bush

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August 25, 2023, 09:17:34 AM
Quote from: Frood on August 24, 2023, 09:08:44 AMCaskur is a penis hater...  :s_laugh:
More cawk for Admong I guess.
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Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles
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