Fuck you, Lily.

[Moonie]

I mean you are the one who believes established liars.

Right Moonie totally went and got a room to bang Joo and she was gonna leave her husband.

Until I busted in? I blasted Moon?

Yeah okay.

It's totally all true, Flynn. You should keep believing Murd AND Poofer.  They'd never ever lie to anyone!

She changed this post.  What a freak. First, I would never go get a room anywhere to meet anyone cuz I watch too many fucking svu shit. 

[Garraty_47]

A couple of things:

1)
I confess that it's actually me who gets hard at the sound of a British accent. It's not a kink or anything; I blame exposure to Benny Hill shows at a formative age. I hear Limeyspeak and automatically think: "Oh boy, any minute a bunch of gals wearing bikinis are going to show up and chase someone around at double speed, occasionally switching to slow-motion to let us really admire their bouncing bosoms!"

I'm not ashamed- it is what it is.

2)
Only one person here ever uses the phrase 'summer of poofter' and that's Flynn. Repeatedly. Almost on a loop. It's like Flynn's mantra or favorite quote or master passphrase to unlock the rest of Flynn's overused conversational repertoire. The talisman with which they try to protect themself against accusations of repetitious banality.

Just sayin'.

[Dove]

She changed this post.  What a freak. First, I would never go get a room anywhere to meet anyone cuz I watch too many fucking svu shit. 

 Moonie no one with a brain believes that total shit.

 We know you!

[Dove]

A couple of things:

1)
I confess that it's actually me who gets hard at the sound of a British accent. It's not a kink or anything; I blame exposure to Benny Hill shows at a formative age. I hear Limeyspeak and automatically think: "Oh boy, any minute a bunch of gals wearing bikinis are going to show up and chase someone around at double speed, occasionally switching to slow-motion to let us really admire their bouncing bosoms!"

I'm not ashamed- it is what it is.

2)
Only one person here ever uses the phrase 'summer of poofter' and that's Flynn. Repeatedly. Almost on a loop. It's like Flynn's mantra or favorite quote or master passphrase to unlock the rest of Flynn's overused conversational repertoire. The talisman with which they try to protect themself against accusations of repetitious banality.

Just sayin'.

 Yep. I take one funny shot at Poofer and Flynn flies into hysterics.

 And than claims I wanted the "attention"

 Such a cluster b person.

[Dove]

Jealousy is gay as fuck. Grown ass men aint supposed to be jealous. That shit is for high school girls.

 It's even bad for high school girls.

 I raised mine well....shockingly...and I have humble and grounded awesome daughters.

[caskur]

Gonna E Bay that or keep it?

 Are you a doll collector? My aunt was.

Not really. My mother in law bought 3. ONE each for her granddaughters and one for herself.,,,, since she died, we have inherited, Nikita. They are made with real human hair. Look her up, Nikita Sitting Jan McLean Dolls.

[Dove]

 Guuuyyysss....I'm getting drunk and my man is sitting here editting a book for some company. 

 It's not at all interesting either. It's about digital wallets and crypto currency.

 Amuse me goddammit!! 

[Frood]

Um.... Penis!? 

[caskur]

$650 NIKITA sitting..

Needs new socks... shoes need repair, and hair on back of head needs fixing. DRESS lightly grubby.

[caskur]

Guuuyyysss....I'm getting drunk and my man is sitting here editting a book for some company. 

 It's not at all interesting either. It's about digital wallets and crypto currency.

 Amuse me goddammit!! 

HOW did your mother catch a new man at her age and are they still together?

[Dove]

HOW did your mother catch a new man at her age and are they still together?

 Ommmgggg i don't know! Did I mention that?

 She had some guy named Steve she knew from FB 

 And another dude in MO.

 All I know right now? She's alive. She's pissed...my man tells me she's posting nonsense on FB (he looks...I don't lol) and she's somewhere in Mt Clemens. I only know that because I still get her prescription refill alerts.

 She's a legit skank. So there is that!

 Her secret seems to be the victim mentality. She's now saying we abused her, held her hostage, withheld her money and meds and phone (how would she be messaging anyone?). So there is that. It's ridiculous.

 She looks terrible, too. Like a wraith.

[Frood]

She sounds mucho hawt.. 

[caskur]

She sounds mucho hawt.. 

Nah, my Rock Lobster snack before dinner was hawt....

[Frood]

Nah, my Rock Lobster snack before dinner was hawt....

Holy shit!

Get to the ER!

They still might be able to re-attach it.

Think of hubby's needs! 

[DKG]

Yep. I take one funny shot at Poofer and Flynn flies into hysterics.

 And than claims I wanted the "attention"

 Such a cluster b person.

The Flynn character does not like you.