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Fuck you, Lily.

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Moonie

Quote from: Dove on December 19, 2023, 03:01:01 PMI mean you are the one who believes established liars.

Right Moonie totally went and got a room to bang Joo and she was gonna leave her husband.

Until I busted in? I blasted Moon?

Yeah okay.

It's totally all true, Flynn. You should keep believing Murd AND Poofer.  They'd never ever lie to anyone!

She changed this post.  What a freak. First, I would never go get a room anywhere to meet anyone cuz I watch too many fucking svu shit. 
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Garraty_47

A couple of things:

1)
I confess that it's actually me who gets hard at the sound of a British accent. It's not a kink or anything; I blame exposure to Benny Hill shows at a formative age. I hear Limeyspeak and automatically think: "Oh boy, any minute a bunch of gals wearing bikinis are going to show up and chase someone around at double speed, occasionally switching to slow-motion to let us really admire their bouncing bosoms!"

I'm not ashamed- it is what it is.

2)
Only one person here ever uses the phrase 'summer of poofter' and that's Flynn. Repeatedly. Almost on a loop. It's like Flynn's mantra or favorite quote or master passphrase to unlock the rest of Flynn's overused conversational repertoire. The talisman with which they try to protect themself against accusations of repetitious banality.

Just sayin'.
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Dove

Quote from: Moonie on December 20, 2023, 12:44:27 AMShe changed this post.  What a freak. First, I would never go get a room anywhere to meet anyone cuz I watch too many fucking svu shit. 

 Moonie no one with a brain believes that total shit.

 We know you!
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My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

Quote from: Garraty_47 on December 20, 2023, 12:58:21 AMA couple of things:

1)
I confess that it's actually me who gets hard at the sound of a British accent. It's not a kink or anything; I blame exposure to Benny Hill shows at a formative age. I hear Limeyspeak and automatically think: "Oh boy, any minute a bunch of gals wearing bikinis are going to show up and chase someone around at double speed, occasionally switching to slow-motion to let us really admire their bouncing bosoms!"

I'm not ashamed- it is what it is.

2)
Only one person here ever uses the phrase 'summer of poofter' and that's Flynn. Repeatedly. Almost on a loop. It's like Flynn's mantra or favorite quote or master passphrase to unlock the rest of Flynn's overused conversational repertoire. The talisman with which they try to protect themself against accusations of repetitious banality.

Just sayin'.

 Yep. I take one funny shot at Poofer and Flynn flies into hysterics.

 And than claims I wanted the "attention"

 Such a cluster b person.
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Dove

Quote from: Herman on December 20, 2023, 12:39:33 AMJealousy is gay as fuck. Grown ass men aint supposed to be jealous. That shit is for high school girls.

 It's even bad for high school girls.

 I raised mine well....shockingly...and I have humble and grounded awesome daughters.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

caskur

Quote from: Dove on December 19, 2023, 10:44:49 PMGonna E Bay that or keep it?

 Are you a doll collector? My aunt was.

Not really. My mother in law bought 3. ONE each for her granddaughters and one for herself.,,,, since she died, we have inherited, Nikita. They are made with real human hair. Look her up, Nikita Sitting Jan McLean Dolls.
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Dove

 Guuuyyysss....I'm getting drunk and my man is sitting here editting a book for some company. 

 It's not at all interesting either. It's about digital wallets and crypto currency.

 Amuse me goddammit!!  :pardon:
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Frood

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Blahhhhhh...

caskur

$650 NIKITA sitting..

Needs new socks... shoes need repair, and hair on back of head needs fixing. DRESS lightly grubby.

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caskur

Quote from: Dove on December 20, 2023, 01:26:50 AMGuuuyyysss....I'm getting drunk and my man is sitting here editting a book for some company. 

 It's not at all interesting either. It's about digital wallets and crypto currency.

 Amuse me goddammit!!  :pardon:

HOW did your mother catch a new man at her age and are they still together?
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Dove

#655
Quote from: caskur on December 20, 2023, 03:21:26 AMHOW did your mother catch a new man at her age and are they still together?

 Ommmgggg i don't know! Did I mention that?

 She had some guy named Steve she knew from FB  :crampe:

 And another dude in MO.

 All I know right now? She's alive. She's pissed...my man tells me she's posting nonsense on FB (he looks...I don't lol) and she's somewhere in Mt Clemens. I only know that because I still get her prescription refill alerts.

 She's a legit skank. So there is that!

 Her secret seems to be the victim mentality. She's now saying we abused her, held her hostage, withheld her money and meds and phone (how would she be messaging anyone?). So there is that. It's ridiculous.

 She looks terrible, too. Like a wraith.
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Frood

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Blahhhhhh...

caskur

Quote from: Frood on December 20, 2023, 03:57:03 AMShe sounds mucho hawt..  :pardon:

Nah, my Rock Lobster snack before dinner was hawt....


"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Frood

Quote from: caskur on December 20, 2023, 04:48:31 AMNah, my Rock Lobster snack before dinner was hawt....




Holy shit!

Get to the ER!

They still might be able to re-attach it.

Think of hubby's needs!  :pardon:
Blahhhhhh...

DKG

Quote from: Dove on December 20, 2023, 01:03:33 AMYep. I take one funny shot at Poofer and Flynn flies into hysterics.

 And than claims I wanted the "attention"

 Such a cluster b person.
The Flynn character does not like you.
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