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A stray dog licked me the other day

Started by JOE, December 20, 2023, 11:21:50 PM

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JOE

I was mindin' my own business walkin' inta this building, when I saw this rather attractive black dog, and I told her what a nice dog she was ( I think it was a She). "You're such a nice dog!" i said. Then she licked me on the hand!

It was a nice feeling, but at the same time kinda strange too.

animal I didn't even know shows that much friendliness.

I guess she like me or got good vibes eh?

Oliver the Second

Sounds like the dog was looking for a home. You should have taken her, it's always good to have a dog around.


Biggie Smiles

A dog licked you?

No way.

A real dog?

Like one with fur and walks on all fours?

Are you sure of this astronomically uncommon occurrence which happens, maybe, once every 6.5 billion years ?
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Oerdin

Quote from: Oliver the Second on December 21, 2023, 08:01:59 AMSounds like the dog was looking for a home. You should have taken her, it's always good to have a dog around.



She needs to learn how to run the obstacle course.

Lokmar

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Biggie Smiles

I woke up and opened my eyes this morning.

I was still in bed when I did it too

can you believe that?

Herman

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:15:44 PMI woke up and opened my eyes this morning.

I was still in bed when I did it too

can you believe that?
That is really hard to believe. I think you are making up at least some of the details.
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Herman on December 21, 2023, 11:28:42 PMThat is really hard to believe. I think you are making up at least some of the details.

Bro -- I swear to God. THis really happened

one minute I was sleeping and the next minute I was awake. Just like that!

Biggie Smiles

So JOE -- lets take this anomaly from the top shall we?

YOu were walking down the street and the dog  you found attractive licked you

did you end up licking it back ?

Did it say anything when it was done licking you?

DId you find yourself aroused in any capacity?
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Herman

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:30:44 PMBro -- I swear to God. THis really happened

one minute I was sleeping and the next minute I was awake. Just like that!
Sorry brother, I am calling bullshit on this one.

Herman

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:37:46 PMSo JOE -- lets take this anomaly from the top shall we?

YOu were walking down the street and the dog  you found attractive licked you

did you end up licking it back ?

Did it say anything when it was done licking you?

DId you find yourself aroused in any capacity?
It wasn't no attractive dog that licked him, it was Thiel. Or maybe it ws the other way around.
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Herman on December 21, 2023, 11:40:54 PMSorry brother, I am calling bullshit on this one.

Understandable

I would two were it not I whom this extra ordinary event happened

it was like being abducted by aliens or something
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Biggie Smiles

J - tell the truth

were you tempted in any way to spread your ass-cheeks wide open to allow this dog to lick you into a fucking stupor?

Be totally honest, you're among friends , even if Lokmar's dog wants to rip your arm off and bury it behind a bush somewhere
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caskur

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:45:46 PMJ - tell the truth

were you tempted in any way to spread your ass-cheeks wide open to allow this dog to lick you into a fucking stupor?

Be totally honest, you're among friends , even if Lokmar's dog wants to rip your arm off and bury it behind a bush somewhere

Why do you have to be rude, crude and vulgar?

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- Andy Warhol

caskur

Quote from: JOE on December 20, 2023, 11:21:50 PMI was mindin' my own business walkin' inta this building, when I saw this rather attractive black dog, and I told her what a nice dog she was ( I think it was a She). "You're such a nice dog!" i said. Then she licked me on the hand!

It was a nice feeling, but at the same time kinda strange too.

animal I didn't even know shows that much friendliness.

I guess she like me or got good vibes eh?

The dog has learned to be charming.

That is good.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol