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Dove

Quote from: Lokmar on January 22, 2024, 11:46:48 PMMy retarded liberal dad left Playboys all over when I was 5. I looked at them fuckers all the time. I remember one dumb whore from the early 70's with her legs spread and her light brown pussy hairs like it was yesterday. I was fixated on this slut! I bet she's 80 if still alive today!

Anywho, my retarded liberal father figured out I was looking at them and I freely admitted it when questioned. The stupid cocksucker asked me if I thought I deserved a spanking! Fuking retarded ass clown! I told him at the ripe old age of 5 or 6, "You left them there, I didnt think it was a big deal!" Well fuck no the stupid ass didnt spank me! I swear to gawd right now, I'd kick that fukin moron right in the fukin bawlz till he died if he was standing before me here and now!!!

I cant believe how fucking epically retarded California Libtards are !!! I'm seriously baffled! I'm thinking you could take the entire generation born between 1945 and 1960 and just kill em all. They are some stupid motherfuckers!!!!

You know the one fucking thing that incensed my dad more than anything? The fucking clown told me about the Jenny Jones show where some kweirdo revealed a crush on a normal dude and the normal dude killed the kweirdo back home. I said to my ignorant, fucktard, douchebag, shit for brainz father quote: "At least he had a reason to kill him"

That moronic fukin assclown locked the fuckin brakes on his 1965 faded assed red coupe with standard black interior, 3 spd on the floor, 289 V8 without A/C mustang and slid off onto the side of the west bound 60 to 15 north onramp in Riverside California, and proceeded to lecture me about tolerance of faggits!

I'll tell your stupid ass this fo free! If I had one wish on the planet, it would be to resurrect that stupid cocksucker and then beat him to death with that other faggit loving shit for brains, Fred!

I'd do em both a solid tho and shit on their corpses after!

 My mother left porn mags around for me to see as well. She always tried sexualizing me.

 One time when I was 6....she dressed me up as one of those Robert Palmer girls.

 She left out lingerie and would tell me about stripping.

 Uhg. I wasn't ever comfortable with any of that but I want her attention SO bad I went along with it.
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Quote from: Lokmar on January 24, 2024, 12:41:45 AMWell I'm glad you FINALLY admitted we got ZERO oil for war, josephine! Good job!
Joe is the most repetitive troll. He interjects Bush alone is responsible for Iraq when the current president voted for the war.


Joe is so predictable and boring.
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deadskinmask

Quote from: Lokmar on January 24, 2024, 01:08:45 AMIt is. Once all the trash gets taken out and everyone is Christian or die, people behave. Faggits, gaytheists, etc become nothing more than a myth!


everybody sins, man.... nobody is above it.... and not all "christians" play for the same team.... God just wants balance.... not "rigged elections".... not "perversion taught in school"  .... not "crime going unpunished".... not "racism embraced as equity".... not "abortion as birth control".... not "free range vermin at our nonexistent border".... all of us have evil in our hearts at one time or another.... but while we (as christians) understand that and try to rise above it, demonrats prefer to embrace it and present it as virtuous.... they don't want a "better world".... they want a world where "they're right and the rest of the world lowers itself to their standards".... ultimately, liberalism is a death cult.... every policy they promote will lead to death as a final stage.... they hate God and being unable to attack God, they attack children.... they're predators and cancer.... and we've become "too civilized" to deal with them as they need to be dealt with.... God in His infinite wisdom knew this.... even wrote it down for us.... He'll deal with these godless savages in due time.... in the meantime, don't let em bother you.... theres nothing you can do to em that compares to what God has lined up for em.... just keep on "keeping on" and know that better things are in store for us....
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JOE

Quote from: DKG on January 24, 2024, 07:13:44 AMJoe is the most repetitive troll. He interjects Bush alone is responsible for Iraq when the current president voted for the war.


Joe is so predictable and boring.

Well, here's something that might interest you about Investing in Antiques/Collectibles and the economics of collecting, DKG:


And here's a well-established art firm which invests in Art for its clients:


Those guys say it right - don't get too attached to these trinkets.

Treat em like a asset which can be liquidated.

Find a buyer and get rid of them when the time is right, make a profit and get out.

Just like stocks, eh DKG?

Lokmar

Quote from: Dove on January 24, 2024, 05:04:12 AMMy mother left porn mags around for me to see as well. She always tried sexualizing me.

 One time when I was 6....she dressed me up as one of those Robert Palmer girls.

 She left out lingerie and would tell me about stripping.

 Uhg. I wasn't ever comfortable with any of that but I want her attention SO bad I went along with it.

Sweet Jeebus! Thats fuking twisted AF!

Lokmar

Quote from: deadskinmask on January 24, 2024, 07:19:11 AMeverybody sins, man.... nobody is above it.... and not all "christians" play for the same team.... God just wants balance.... not "rigged elections".... not "perversion taught in school"  .... not "crime going unpunished".... not "racism embraced as equity".... not "abortion as birth control".... not "free range vermin at our nonexistent border".... all of us have evil in our hearts at one time or another.... but while we (as christians) understand that and try to rise above it, demonrats prefer to embrace it and present it as virtuous.... they don't want a "better world".... they want a world where "they're right and the rest of the world lowers itself to their standards".... ultimately, liberalism is a death cult.... every policy they promote will lead to death as a final stage.... they hate God and being unable to attack God, they attack children.... they're predators and cancer.... and we've become "too civilized" to deal with them as they need to be dealt with.... God in His infinite wisdom knew this.... even wrote it down for us.... He'll deal with these godless savages in due time.... in the meantime, don't let em bother you.... theres nothing you can do to em that compares to what God has lined up for em.... just keep on "keeping on" and know that better things are in store for us....

While I agree with all of this, it needs to be pointed out that the further both sides drift from reason, the more volatile the situation becomes. Its not any different than what happened in Bolshevik Russia and Nazi Germany. Shits gonna go off the rails here too!

JOE

Quote from: Dove on January 24, 2024, 05:04:12 AMMy mother left porn mags around for me to see as well. She always tried sexualizing me.

 One time when I was 6....she dressed me up as one of those Robert Palmer girls.

...like this Dove?


Lokmar

Quote from: JOE on January 24, 2024, 01:33:00 PM...like this Dove?


josephine, you're such a faggit assed bitch. Did I ever tell you that before? Kinda like this:

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Quote from: Lokmar on January 24, 2024, 12:07:42 PMWhile I agree with all of this, it needs to be pointed out that the further both sides drift from reason, the more volatile the situation becomes. Its not any different than what happened in Bolshevik Russia and Nazi Germany. Shits gonna go off the rails here too!

oh, man.... this isn't even really the beginning.... have you read Revelation? its coming.... i'm pretty sure that mrna "vaccine" was the mixing of iron and clay.... things are about to go "real south and real fast"....
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Dove

My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

Quote from: Lokmar on January 24, 2024, 12:04:39 PMSweet Jeebus! Thats fuking twisted AF!

 Dude....thats just a small portion.

 Did you read me saying how my boyfriend I have now fucking hates her and he still tolerated her on his couch for 4 months because he loves me? 

 She's gone now thank God. No idea where she is. She told the hospital I was holding her hostage, starving her, forcing her to take kratom (she was sucking up kratom and spending 800 dollars and more a month and straining me financially) and that she "escaped". So we had adult protective services visit us.  All lies that were easy to show were lies. And she ran from Adult Protective Services as well....they never found her.

 Lokmar as much as my BF hates her....if it was gonna be chose him or her...i was ready to throw her off a fucking bridge. I'd chose him over her no question and no hesitation. 

 He has known me for 30 years and he still didn't know everything....but knew enough to know he hates her.

 The day she finally left here I went to clean up the living room where she had been sleeping and I did cry a bit but not because I missed her. More because it was finally over. And he said to me "You were never going to change her" and it's what I needed to hear.  I'm finally done trying and taking her abuse.

 I have another guy friend I've had since high school who once told her right at the table in front of my grandma that she was the type of trash that would try to get ME into a 3 way to get a man to pay attention to her.

 And he said it SO casually and confidently.

 When I told my BF...I'll call him M...he said if he had known how her and her dead ex were treating me, him and his dad would have showed up,packed me up and brought me here whether I came willingly or not.

 And I know they would have.

 I knew it was all bad enough to not talk about openly.....but I accepted it as my normal. And anytime I talk about it and people respond like you just did, I realize more and more just HOW fucked it really was.

 When you are living in that mess....you know it's fucked...but you don't really grasp HOW fucked. If that makes sense.

 She really knew how to turn my life into a Jerry Springer episode.

 I got a really dark sense of humor out of it.  :drunk2:

 (For clarity purposes....no she never raped or molested me but she did exploit and mistreat me and allowed her nasty men to harass and abuse me. She never protected me and shetreated me as her sexual rival. Having my own daughters really drove it home for me because if ANY man tried to treat my girls how her gnarly husband treated me they would be DEAD)
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Quote from: Herman on January 23, 2024, 09:47:33 PMDoes your fuck toy Joe wish he had women's hair, nails, and make up?
Jo Jo likes to dress up sometimes.
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Lokmar

Quote from: deadskinmask on January 24, 2024, 05:27:28 PMoh, man.... this isn't even really the beginning.... have you read Revelation? its coming.... i'm pretty sure that mrna "vaccine" was the mixing of iron and clay.... things are about to go "real south and real fast"....
Very much so. I was raised in a Pentecostal Church via the school I attended, think holy rollers.

I am CONSTANTLY on the lookout for the man of perdition. I absolutely believe the whore of babylon that sits upon the 7 hills is the catlik church.

Moonie