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One of the Dumbest Things I Have EVER Read Online

Started by TheProwler, March 07, 2024, 12:29:16 AM

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Herman

Quote from: TheProwler on March 08, 2024, 02:30:49 AMAnd what those charts do not show you is dividend income.

If a stock just keeps its value, but pays a good dividend, that chart would be flat, but there would have been dividend income.

Could you imagine being as stupid as Senile J, and trying to figure this stuff out?  That dumb cunt does not understand that companies make profits and those profits go to shareholders.
No, I could not imagine being as ignorant of this shit as old Joe pretends to be just for attention.

Bradley

I don't know if you know this trick but if you go to a casino's roulette table and it lands on black twice, there's an almost 100% chance (way higher than 50%) that it will land on red.  So if you're considering retirement, have a big pay out, tax return, whatever you can just put all of your money on red after it hits black twice and you're guaranteed to get a fatass payout.

Everybody knows this.

Other people invest in stock markets, must be nice enjoy your single digit percent growth while real OGs double their money time and time again.

JOE

Quote from: Herman on March 08, 2024, 11:15:05 PMNo, I could not imagine being as ignorant of this shit as old Joe pretends to be just for attention.

I'm certainly no financial expert Herman nor do I pretend to be.

But having read the news reports & financial news, I have a gut feeling that there will be a shakeout Herman.

This time feels like just before the dot com bust in 2000 or prior to the 2008 financial crisis.

There is no scientific nor factual basis to my assumptions just a gut feeling, that's all. May not happen right away or even this year. But 2025 could get rockey. Even Ollie somewhat agreed with me on this assessment.

PLUS the powers that be are using all sorts of crazy financial instruments to use or move around the debt, just like they were before 2008. They seem to be covering up and spreading fals information in attempt to calm investors and the masses. I remember in 2007 how they were pushin' derivatives on us - telling us "Don't worry! It's a great time to Invest."

As the Father of George W Bush once said, It's 'Voodoo Economics".

You may not agree with me & you're entitled to your opinion, but that's jes' the way I see it avatar_Herman.

Maybe avatar_DKG can weigh in on the current economic situation?

JOE

I think those in power and controlling the financial system are playing with fire actually.

TheProwler

Quote from: Bradley on March 09, 2024, 03:34:10 PMI don't know if you know this trick but if you go to a casino's roulette table and it lands on black twice, there's an almost 100% chance (way higher than 50%) that it will land on red.  So if you're considering retirement, have a big pay out, tax return, whatever you can just put all of your money on red after it hits black twice and you're guaranteed to get a fatass payout.

Everybody knows this.

Other people invest in stock markets, must be nice enjoy your single digit percent growth while real OGs double their money time and time again.

Make a YouTube video saying this exact thing and Senile J will post it and swear by it.

Hahahahaha!!!
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TheProwler

Quote from: JOE on March 10, 2024, 05:09:31 PMI'm certainly no financial expert Herman nor do I pretend to be.

You are pretending to not be an idiot and you are not fooling anyone.

Thiel

Quote from: TheProwler on March 10, 2024, 08:07:11 PMYou are pretending to not be an idiot and you are not fooling anyone.
But, Jo Jo is a good lay.
gay, conservative and proud

James Bond

Joe's pos
Quote from: TheProwler on March 07, 2024, 12:29:16 AMSenile J is supposed to be a grown man who has at least a basic understanding of investing.

What an idiot!
If he posted it on BF it would not seem dumb compared to the whining they do about Biggie Smiles, and Herman.

Herman

Quote from: JOE on March 10, 2024, 05:09:31 PMI'm certainly no financial expert Herman nor do I pretend to be.

But having read the news reports & financial news, I have a gut feeling that there will be a shakeout Herman.

This time feels like just before the dot com bust in 2000 or prior to the 2008 financial crisis.

There is no scientific nor factual basis to my assumptions just a gut feeling, that's all. May not happen right away or even this year. But 2025 could get rockey. Even Ollie somewhat agreed with me on this assessment.

PLUS the powers that be are using all sorts of crazy financial instruments to use or move around the debt, just like they were before 2008. They seem to be covering up and spreading fals information in attempt to calm investors and the masses. I remember in 2007 how they were pushin' derivatives on us - telling us "Don't worry! It's a great time to Invest."

As the Father of George W Bush once said, It's 'Voodoo Economics".

You may not agree with me & you're entitled to your opinion, but that's jes' the way I see it avatar_Herman.

Maybe avatar_DKG can weigh in on the current economic situation?
You aint honest either. If you are having fun with this type of trolling, continue to have it. Just don't expect everybody to be as amused by it as you are.

JOE

Quote from: TheProwler on March 10, 2024, 08:07:11 PMYou are pretending to not be an idiot and you are not fooling anyone.

I'd like to invest if the markets have a correction Prowler.

Seems foolish to invest a considerable wad of cash right now if the markets are close to peaking.

Personally, it's just my view that when the markets experience a frenzy of buying while the economic fundamentals are weak, the traders are actually panicking.

It's like- "I pass the hot potato off to the other guy cuz it's too hot to hold, so he gets it when i pass it off to him. And the next guy does it cuz hes also in panic mode. And the process keeps repeating itself till someone finally drops it, and then it crashes."

Seems to be like that before every crash or major correction


That's where I see the stock market going these days.

But maybe avatar_DKG can weigh in with an opinion of his own?

TheProwler

Quote from: James Bond on March 10, 2024, 09:13:51 PMJoe's posIf he posted it on BF it would not seem dumb compared to the whining they do about Biggie Smiles, and Herman.

I actually posted it on BF and they started PMing J asking him for financial advice.
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Herman

Quote from: TheProwler on March 10, 2024, 10:17:58 PMI actually posted it on BF and they started PMing J asking him for financial advice.
:crampe:

JOE

Quote from: TheProwler on March 10, 2024, 10:17:58 PMI actually posted it on BF and they started PMing J asking him for financial advice.

From what I seen of those Meltdown threads at BF, you seem to be getting the worst of it T

I almost feel sorry for you seeing you get picked apart like that.

However, you've made a lotta enemies over there and now your schtick is wearing thin. Everybody hates you over there.

You need a new act or come back in the next world as a different person. That way you'll get a new handle to use on these forums.

One suggestion might be ta kill yerself already & git re-born, eh?

JOE

Anyways dumb T Heere's what an investment pro advises people to do right now (14:30 of the video clip):


Ray Dalio advises investors to take a defensive posture.

...this might interest avatar_DKG as well.

TheProwler

Quote from: JOE on March 10, 2024, 11:46:09 PMFrom what I seen of those Meltdown threads at BF, you seem to be getting the worst of it

They are about as effective as you, Senile J.

Figure it out, you dumb cunt.