Seriously?!?!

[Swish]

When's the Erica and Murdy sex tape coming out? last I heard Oak swallowed all their cum and them up. She can't shit because of the cartel up in her so deep. Where is Dove so angry with Adm all the time? she has nothing to worry about. He won't cum after her cunt as he is sucking BF's cock 23 hours a day. The last hour is for Sewage Major. She must deep seated Daddy issues and Flynn is the Daddy. Hmm what does she fear most?

[Dove]

When's the Erica and Murdy sex tape coming out? last I heard Oak swallowed all their cum and them up. She can't shit because of the cartel up in her so deep. Where is Dove so angry with Adm all the time? she has nothing to worry about. He won't cum after her cunt as he is sucking BF's cock 23 hours a day. The last hour is for Sewage Major. She must deep seated Daddy issues and Flynn is the Daddy. Hmm what does she fear most?

What do I fear most? Definately snakes or rats coming up the toilet drain and attacking my vagina.

 Doubtful to happen in MI....but ever since I found out they can come up the toilet drain that's been my biggest fear.

 Daddy issues? Really?

[Biggie Smiles]

What does Admin. Fear most.

Cocks not coming through the hole at the gloryhole

[Dove]

 Daddy issues are so 2007 

[Jake]

I didn't suck Adm. cock Dove. I am 1000% hetero and available. Just don't use your 'toys" on me please. My ass is still in recovery show some mercy on it and me. Please

[Frood not funny]

It's not even mildly amusing 

Farm League Flynn is what it is.

Sorry to break it to you but you're not funny either, as much as you'd like to be and as hard as you try you're just not. Don't cry now

[Frood]

I'm not teh funnah' ???

Oh my god..

Is there a potion I can take?

[Flynn]

You seem angry again.

 I'm not ugly, Flynn. I'm better looking than that woman whose picture you stole.

 Again you probably shouldn't use my REAL pictures. And pictures that I myself have posted.  No one is going to agree with you on this. You just look like a jealous and ragey wack job.

 If you could muster funny insults...great that would be good. But you always fall into this angry and desperate spiral when you see how no one cares what you think of them. We all insult eachother for amusement.  You are on a whole other mission and most of us find it sad and awkward.

 Dumb ass.

 Why don't you focus on learning how to properly read so you can stop embarrassing yourself by being the only one on the forum who didn't understand the obvious use of sarcasm?

You seem extra ugly today, devil spawn slut.

I love all of a sudden "you're  not ugly," but everytime you drag your hairy man-knuckles into whatever inbred town you reside at in Michigan, buildings start crumbling and the noses of babies start bleeding because of your radioactive ugliness.

Your "real pictures" don't even match you egg-headed looking Eggbert picture, that has your whole head looking like a novelty sized Easter egg only sold at your local Walmart, with nothing in it but multicolored wads of useless confetti.

Hey ugly ass, after I dropkick your stupidity clear across the galaxy, you're still going to be ugly. I never asked you to belly crawl into my thread, you came in here scaring everyone with your ass backwards camel humps for a head, talking shit, after which I bitchslapped the last 3 I.Q. points out of your empty head; as they fell out of your dumbo ears and onto the floor.

I'm the "dumbass?"

Bitch, your sheer nastiness matches your intelligence. The only ugly dumbass here is your learning disability having ass. Bitch, do you even realize how idiotic you look by spelling the word, "potato" incorrect? You're not only a banana-brain, but you also seem to like to prove to the 5 people out here that you are indeed a fucking retard and that your face looks like an asshole that needs to be properly wiped.

Why don't you "focus" on taking better care of your skin? You look like an Asian Spring Roll with only used syringes and dirty tampons as ingredients. You're a walking diseased time bomb, no one wants your Predator looking forehead to explode in public as you give birth to more empty headed, camel-toed, Ewoks.

There's no doubt that you are fucking horrid. You look like some cheap special effects left over from the Science-Fiction channel. You are gross, so it's no wonder that you'll give up your sardine smelling pussy to anyone with 3 cents to rub together.

[Flynn]

What do I fear most?

It should be your reflection, you horse faced cunt.

[Frood]

tf;dr

Probably another jealous rant about Dove's body...

[Flynn]

I'm not teh funnah' ???

Oh my god..

Is there a potion I can take?

No. You are the farthest thing from "funnah."

You are like if "funnah" had a fat gay uncle who loved sticking fags up his asshole.

A "potion you can take?" Is that code for "is there a dick you can suck?" It was my understanding than you were already "drinking up to 112 potions daily."

[Frood]

tf;dr

[It's Poppy]

Sorry to break it to you but you're not funny either, as much as you'd like to be and as hard as you try you're just not. Don't cry now

Ummm...Frood has been role playing as a potato the last few years on the forums. To improve your forum experience at the Blue cashew add Frood to the "Too lame to read or reply to" forum filter.

[Flynn]

I don't even know why Flynn is so over the top over my looks.

 I'd rather press my vagina against the blade end of a running lawn mower than let that methed up retard touch me.

 So it's not like he is in danger of having me hit on him!

This is not "hawt." In fact, this IS the sheer opposite of "hawt." This picture should be used as a tool to aid in sexual abstinence. If anything spells birth control, it's this picture right here of some alien from someone's toilet.

[It's Poppy]

You seem extra ugly today, devil spawn slut.

I love all of a sudden "you're  not ugly," but everytime you drag your hairy man-knuckles into whatever inbred town you reside at in Michigan, buildings start crumbling and the noses of babies start bleeding because of your radioactive ugliness.

Your "real pictures" don't even match you egg-headed looking Eggbert picture, that has your whole head looking like a novelty sized Easter egg only sold at your local Walmart, with nothing in it but multicolored wads of useless confetti.

Hey ugly ass, after I dropkick your stupidity clear across the galaxy, you're still going to be ugly. I never asked you to belly crawl into my thread, you came in here scaring everyone with your ass backwards camel humps for a head, talking shit, after which I bitchslapped the last 3 I.Q. points out of your empty head; as they fell out of your dumbo ears and onto the floor.

I'm the "dumbass?"

Bitch, your sheer nastiness matches your intelligence. The only ugly dumbass here is your learning disability having ass. Bitch, do you even realize how idiotic you look by spelling the word, "potato" incorrect? You're not only a banana-brain, but you also seem to like to prove to the 5 people out here that you are indeed a fucking retard and that your face looks like an asshole that needs to be properly wiped.

Why don't you "focus" on taking better care of your skin? You look like an Asian Spring Roll with only used syringes and dirty tampons as ingredients. You're a walking diseased time bomb, no one wants your Predator looking forehead to explode in public as you give birth to more empty headed, camel-toed, Ewoks.

There's no doubt that you are fucking horrid. You look like some cheap special effects left over from the Science-Fiction channel. You are gross, so it's no wonder that you'll give up your sardine smelling pussy to anyone with 3 cents to rub together.

Ok...thanks for posting some content at the Blue Cashew, I am sure the owner appreciates it.