Lokmars Whiskey/Whisky Review

[Shen Li]

We got mojito ingredients, Bordeaux Blanc and Tiger beer ready for X-mas eve night and for X-mas day. Mojitos for me, beer for him, white wine for both of us on the 25th.

[DKG]

I like light lagers.  Ales are OK and I like some hard ciders. Stouts and dark beers suck.  I do like me some of the micro-brewery products around, like Two Brothers up the river from me in Aurora.  They brew a kick ass honey weiss.  But for the most part, I just stock my fridge with some common swill.

I like light lagers too. And I support local micro brewers too. I should buy some this weekend for Christmas.

[Dove]

 You should try to be romantic with your husband.

 Buy him some flowers. Men actually love that. Write him a mushy letter. Be cheesey.

 We lay in bed and talk about politics or recipes. We have an intimate relationship yes but we are also in our mid 40s and I get up every week day at 5am for work.

 Not quite the porno you have playing in your mind, but thanks for weeding out a tongue and cheek comment that everyone else understood as humor.

  What was it, the part about having a nice evening on nye with just me and him or how I said I better shave for it? What was the problem with what i said?

 I've noticed your lack of offense when men overstate or talk about their lives. Are you offended when Lokmar openly talks about busting nuts raw in his wife all night?

 Are you offended when Biggie talks about laying the spit shine on his woman's ovaries?

 When Oerdin tells of his Tinder adventures and the 25 year old latina he gets to plow like a cornfield? Are you lecturing and berating him over his divorce?

 Etc?

 I'm not offended by any of that.

 I think you allow more room for men to post as they wish but believe women should follow a bunch of other rules. 

 You do not get to police how I interact with people I have interacted with since 2008 and they aren't going to take you seriously when you are telling them I'm "exactly like Murdock". That is fucking wild. Like you really have to stretch to say that.   

 Even Froods WIFE has more experience with me on a personal level than you.

 Jealousy can truly throw one's judgement.

[Dove]

We got mojito ingredients, Bordeaux Blanc and Tiger beer ready for X-mas eve night and for X-mas day. Mojitos for me, beer for him, white wine for both of us on the 25th.

 Make sure to shave.

[Frood]

You should try to be romantic with your husband.

 Buy him some flowers. Men actually love that. Write him a mushy letter. Be cheesey.

 We lay in bed and talk about politics or recipes. We have an intimate relationship yes but we are also in our mid 40s and I get up every week day at 5am for work.

 Not quite the porno you have playing in your mind, but thanks for weeding out a tongue and cheek comment that everyone else understood as humor.

  What was it, the part about having a nice evening on nye with just me and him or how I said I better shave for it? What was the problem with what i said?

 I've noticed your lack of offense when men overstate or talk about their lives. Are you offended when Lokmar openly talks about busting nuts raw in his wife all night?

 Are you offended when Biggie talks about laying the spit shine on his woman's ovaries?

 When Oerdin tells of his Tinder adventures and the 25 year old latina he gets to plow like a cornfield? Are you lecturing and berating him over his divorce?

 Etc?

 I'm not offended by any of that.

 I think you allow more room for men to post as they wish but believe women should follow a bunch of other rules. 

 You do not get to police how I interact with people I have interacted with since 2008 and they aren't going to take you seriously when you are telling them I'm "exactly like Murdock". That is fucking wild. Like you really have to stretch to say that.   

 Even Froods WIFE has more experience with me on a personal level than you.

 Jealousy can truly throw one's judgement.

That's right...I forgot you've chatted a couple of times over the years with my battle axe womb when I was going for a slash or something....   

[Shen Li]

Make sure to shave.

I don't have a hairy white ass.

[Shen Li]

I don't have a hairy white ass.

You should try to be romantic with your husband.

 Buy him some flowers. Men actually love that. Write him a mushy letter. Be cheesey.

 We lay in bed and talk about politics or recipes. We have an intimate relationship yes but we are also in our mid 40s and I get up every week day at 5am for work.

 Not quite the porno you have playing in your mind, but thanks for weeding out a tongue and cheek comment that everyone else understood as humor.

  What was it, the part about having a nice evening on nye with just me and him or how I said I better shave for it? What was the problem with what i said?

 I've noticed your lack of offense when men overstate or talk about their lives. Are you offended when Lokmar openly talks about busting nuts raw in his wife all night?

 Are you offended when Biggie talks about laying the spit shine on his woman's ovaries?

 When Oerdin tells of his Tinder adventures and the 25 year old latina he gets to plow like a cornfield? Are you lecturing and berating him over his divorce?

 Etc?

 I'm not offended by any of that.

 I think you allow more room for men to post as they wish but believe women should follow a bunch of other rules. 

 You do not get to police how I interact with people I have interacted with since 2008 and they aren't going to take you seriously when you are telling them I'm "exactly like Murdock". That is fucking wild. Like you really have to stretch to say that.   

 Even Froods WIFE has more experience with me on a personal level than you.

 Jealousy can truly throw one's judgement.

Dove's idea of being romantic with her husband, fucking a fellow low life on forums. You are a class act. You missed ur calling. You should have been a marriage counsellor, but you dropped out of high school. Poor Gene, I felt sorry for the fool.

Anyway, I usually don't post at night. I was checking my email after a midnight dip in our pool when I noticed notifications from the $5 year old minimum wage slave trying to escape a life of poverty on her knees. 

[Dove]

Dove's idea of being romantic with her husband, fucking a fellow low life on forums. You are a class act. You missed ur calling. You should have been a marriage counsellor, but you dropped out of high school. Poor Gene, I felt sorry for the fool.

Anyway, I usually don't post at night. I was checking my email after a midnight dip in our pool when I noticed notifications from the $5 year old minimum wage slave trying to escape a life of poverty on her knees. 

 Shen, I worked for Penthouse. If I wanted to "escape a life of poverty" on my knees I would be a wealthy woman right now.

 In fact I've rejected men that YOU likely would have sold your soul for.

 I'm smoother, sexier, smarter, more exciting and more likable than you are.

 It just cracks me up when jealous forum women who can barely pull the male attention they seek..on a forum....project this hard.

 I really really doubt you afford your lifestyle on YOUR income. I'm willing to bet your check is the "fun" money while your husband handles all the living expenses.

 Not that I think anything is wrong with that, but you do and that's just funny and sad.  You are absolutely living off a man and mad about it.

 

 

[Dove]

I don't have a hairy white ass.

 Interesting. So you just let the pits and legs be a jungle then?

 You got one of them bush pussies don't you?

 Haha. Eeewwww.

[Shen Li]

Interesting. So you just let the pits and legs be a jungle then?

 You got one of them bush pussies don't you?

 Haha. Eeewwww.

We are more evolved and therefore not hairy like you white apes.