Evekare Bidet

[caskur]

Finally, finally I bought a hand held bidet and I am absolutely wrapped. I am hoping it reduces toilet paper usage and urinary track infectionsk...

From now on my hidden bits should smell like a rose garden and not the bottom of a cocky cage. I just wished they were around in my houses 50 years ago.


If this doesn't stop urinary tract infections I will be supper pissed off.

The only thing that might be a drawback is using it during freezing winter... I am sure hitting my bizzo in winter will certainly wake me up.

Doney bought a bidet once. DOES SHE STILL HAVE IT?


You cant use warm or hot water with them.

[caskur]

Here is another type and very very cheap... much cheaper than one we got.

I got a Evekare bidet spray...

[caskur]

I can't believe people aren't discussing these new contraptions.

This is mine.

[Oliver the Second]

Do they work for guys too?

I mean not for me, of course, I mean like for, um, a friend of mine who's a truck driver (oh crap that won't work because he wouldn't be home to use it) I mean my friend who's a plumber. A local plumber. Who's home every night to make use of it and...

Is it too late to switch to a story of a guy who's scared of another toilet paper shortage?

It is?

Oh. Okay. I'm, uh, just gonna go do the dishes real quick. I'll be back later. Yeah. Uh, later. 

[Frood]

Kind of pointless....bidets.

[Lab Flaker]

They're awesome when you find yourself having a really messy crap...the ones that seem to require an almost endless supply of toilet paper to mop up. Like the next day after a massive vindaloo curry. The cold water also helps douse out the flames...it's a win/win shituation.