Oregon man who drugged daughter’s friends with insomnia medication at sleepover gets prison term

[JOE]

PORTLAND, Ore. — An Oregon man who drugged his daughter and her friends with fruit smoothies laced with a sleeping medication after they didn't go to bed during a sleepover was sentenced to two years in prison.

Michael Meyden, a 57-year-old from the Portland suburb of Lake Oswego, apologized during his sentencing Monday after pleading guilty to three felony counts of causing another person to ingest a controlled substance, The Oregonian reported.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

But, but, but....

Portland is a prog paradise where everyone treats people with kindness and respect.  I'm crying in my eco-friendly, organically sourced almond mocha latte, you racists!