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Please bow your heads as we engage in a moment of reflection for our POTUS

Started by Biggie Smiles, July 08, 2024, 12:19:02 AM

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Biggie Smiles

Mr Biden,

I dedicate the song below to you and declare here and now I feel a sickening sense of dread deep within my soul as my youth begins to fade. Can the love of my heirs be relied upon to lead me not into public humiliation; but instead strap me to a chair with pencils stuffed in my nostrils, facing a brick wall away from all forms of human contact should I decline to this level mental tragedy?

Can I rest easy in the thought of my future grandchildren circling the wagons around me, hurling objects at my motionless body for their own amusement as I sit there undisturbed by the tenets of reality with my bottom lip making ever more progress in it's journey to the soles of my shoes?

I know I've been a good man. Mostly. If one can overlook the torturous cruelty I happily and shamelessly inflicted upon those whom I will leave both noseless and nameless at this time.

I am simply at a loss to articulate how deeply troubled I am by your fate sir. And as I ponder my own end to this fleeting existence I find myself hoping with intense conviction that my past misdeeds do not return to haunt me as yours have undoubtedly arrived to haunt you. 

In a rather public spectacle.

And in my quest for comfort I find myself, wishing upon myself, some type of freakish accident which immediately incinerates me before the possibility arises that I too may suffer a fate as inconceivably cruel as the one you are enduring right now.

May God's mercy fall upon your tortured soul


Lokmar

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on July 08, 2024, 12:19:02 AMI know I've been a good man. Mostly. If one can overlook the torturous cruelty I happily and shamelessly inflicted upon those whom I will leave both noseless and nameless at this time.

And in my quest for comfort I find myself, wishing upon myself, some type of freakish accident which immediately incinerates me before the possibility arises that I too may suffer a fate as inconceivably cruel as the one you are enduring right now.



LMFBO!!!  :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:

And dont worry, if you suffer the same fate as biden, rest assured you will never remember the indignity of shitting yourself over and over and over again!  :good:
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on July 08, 2024, 08:03:01 AMGeez, Biggie, you are being too kind.

I am simply hoping I can avoid his fate in my future.

What his family is doing to him is tragic

Brent

According to a report published by Axios on Sunday, staffers prepare Biden for events by giving him verbal and visual instructions on how to walk to the podium.

The report – which contained images of the visual aids – shows a large print with the White House logo on top and then a photo of the path to the podium from backstage. In large print, it reads: "Walk to podium." Another print had a photo with large text that read: "View from podium" and "View from audience."

Lokmar

Quote from: Brent on July 08, 2024, 11:32:32 AMAccording to a report published by Axios on Sunday, staffers prepare Biden for events by giving him verbal and visual instructions on how to walk to the podium.

The report – which contained images of the visual aids – shows a large print with the White House logo on top and then a photo of the path to the podium from backstage. In large print, it reads: "Walk to podium." Another print had a photo with large text that read: "View from podium" and "View from audience."

They are only doing what the skank whores of The View and Mika the whore demanded!

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