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Started by RW, November 07, 2014, 04:59:23 PM

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Quote from: "Obvious Li"sort of embarrassing.....one cool fall day last year the dragon and i were out golfing.....the season was basically over and we were the only ones out there....coming up #16 i had hit my second shot on the green and she was still pissing around out on the fairway so i drove the cart up to the green, grabbed our putters and was going to go over and meet her to finish putting....there is a big clump of trees by the green and seeing as i was parked behind it and there was absolutely nobody around i decided to take a piss......i was standing in the middle of the cart path with my dick out, building up a pretty good stream when i looked up and there was a woman walking her dog not 2 meters directly in front of me.. i almost pissed on her dog......one of the few times in my life i was speechless.....trying to stop in mid piss can take a little time but i managed to quickly get it back in with  no dribbles.....she never said a word..just stared straight ahead and stomped on by....all i could do was call out lamely..."but lady i didn't see you there"......i don't know where she came from.....my wife never did see her and thinks i was bullshitting.....she must have heard me coming and dashed into the trees with fluffy...????..i don't know...but it was quite a shock...i was worried for days she would tell all her friends about the "pervert" on the golf course but i never heard a word about it

It was just this past summer, I got my little man into the SUV to take him down to Whyte Ave. After pushing him through the farmer's market, I went to the Second Cup. After sitting outside for a while with a cup of tea, we left. I parked the SUV on 81 Ave and what do I see when I get there. A young guy(obviously inebriated at 3 in the afternoon) pissing on the side of the street. Unlike OL, he did not give a fuck who saw him either.

RW

When you drive the roads in the summer in BC, you see tons of guys pissing, some of them facing the road even.  I don't see those guys as perverts though.  They just have to go wee wee.
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When our daughter was little like maybe 2, we were driving somewhere at night and she had to pee really bad. She was out of pullups and we didn't have a bucket in the van (we did for future baseball games, and that's another story) Anyways, we pulled over on the side of a deserted road and I took her to pee on the side. Ther were no cars anywhere but as soon as she had her little white bum out all of a sudden there was a frickin car with it's high beems on shining right at her butt! lol
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Anonymous

Quote from: "Obvious Li"sort of embarrassing.....one cool fall day last year the dragon and i were out golfing.....the season was basically over and we were the only ones out there....coming up #16 i had hit my second shot on the green and she was still pissing around out on the fairway so i drove the cart up to the green, grabbed our putters and was going to go over and meet her to finish putting....there is a big clump of trees by the green and seeing as i was parked behind it and there was absolutely nobody around i decided to take a piss......i was standing in the middle of the cart path with my dick out, building up a pretty good stream when i looked up and there was a woman walking her dog not 2 meters directly in front of me.. i almost pissed on her dog......one of the few times in my life i was speechless.....trying to stop in mid piss can take a little time but i managed to quickly get it back in with  no dribbles.....she never said a word..just stared straight ahead and stomped on by....all i could do was call out lamely..."but lady i didn't see you there"......i don't know where she came from.....my wife never did see her and thinks i was bullshitting.....she must have heard me coming and dashed into the trees with fluffy...????..i don't know...but it was quite a shock...i was worried for days she would tell all her friends about the "pervert" on the golf course but i never heard a word about it

Oh my Obvious Li, I would have been very embarrassed if I was that woman.