Heat wave here

[Trump’s Niece]

It's fucking brutal. Thank God for AC


Bought my babies a big water slide for the back yard. Let's see how long it lasts before they pop it 

[Biggie Smiles]

It's been crazy in Florida too. I've been in my pool most of the day today

[Trump’s Niece]

The minute I walk out my house, it's like walking into an oven. It's supposed to cool down by Tuesday

[Biggie Smiles]

Same here. I went out to walk the dogs this morning and was like "geez -- this motherfuckers better hurry up and do their business out here"

[Reggie Essent]

It's nice and cool here today.  Might get down into the 50s tonight.

[Shen Li]

It's hot and humid here all the time.

I spend so much time in our pool I'm turning into a mermaid.

[Reggie Essent]

It's hot and humid here all the time.

I spend so much time in our pool I'm turning into a mermaid.

If kids in Singapore pee in the pool, do they get caned?   

[Shen Li]

If kids in Singapore pee in the pool, do they get caned?   

If not, I will mention it to my member of parliament. That's a terrific suggestion.

Kids who pee in pools today are tomorrow's drug traffickers.

[Reggie Essent]

If not, I will mention it to my member of parliament. That's a terrific suggestion.

Kids who pee in pools today are tomorrow's drug traffickers.

And probably the children of liberals. 

[Shen Li]

And probably the children of liberals. 

Obviously!

[Reggie Essent]

Obviously!

Did you ever swim by a pack of kids and the water suddenly got warmer?

[Shen Li]

Did you ever swim by a pack of kids and the water suddenly got warmer?

Only white kids. They are all delinquents.

[Reggie Essent]

Only white kids. They are all delinquents.

I dunno.  There used to be a lot of yellow kids at this one pool I'd go to and sometimes they'd pee so much they'd start to go invisible in the yellowish water.

[Shen Li]

I dunno.  There used to be a lot of yellow kids at this one pool I'd go to and sometimes they'd pee so much they'd start to go invisible in the yellowish water.

They were white before they went into the pool.

[Oliver the Second]

Welcome to my world   

Phoenix hits 100 straight days of 100-degree heat
https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/09/03/phoenix-100-degree-temperatures-record/

Another heat record shatters in Phoenix: 56th day with temps reaching 110 degrees
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-weather/2024/09/05/phoenix-hits-110-degrees-for-a-record-breaking-56th-day/75092515007/