Your Fictional/Fantasy Crush?

[Frood]

JJJ... Triple J. Used to be good when I was younger, but the radio announcers stay young as you get older. So does most of the music. Lol...I listen to it occasionally now when the other radio stations are talking too much cricket or rugby. It's pretty loose.

Double J is where all those old presenters go. It's digital radio in all of the capital cities (DAB+).

Get a radio unit that does it. There's way more channels on digital too... plenty of options for us oldies...

[Frood]

Infatuated with Jennifer Connely, Linda Rondstat, and others.... but my first? (George Carlin-esque "who was your first?").... that was Madeline Stowe.

We had symmetry and though she didn't know it or even myself, I had enough manual symmetry to fill a pool for both of us...

Later on I got into classic movies and had to break up with Madeline... first with Mitzi Gaynor and then with young to middle aged Olivia de Havilland...my queen...   

[Lokmar]

Sorry to shit on everyones parade but long ago, I learned you can only be infatuated with these hollyweird shitstains right up until you learn about them personally and their personality. I promise you, most of the people mentioned are shit.

[DKG]

Sorry to shit on everyones parade but long ago, I learned you can only be infatuated with these hollyweird shitstains right up until you learn about them personally and their personality. I promise you, most of the people mentioned are shit.

We are all adults. But, this thread is about our adolescent crushes.

I doubt any of us still have any illusions about the character of celebrities, or the lack thereof. We know how self centred and narcissistic most of them are.

[Cyrus]

Jewel

[Trump’s Niece]

Oh gawd, another cornball Alticus alt

[Shen Li]

Oh gawd, another cornball Alticus alt

He's persistent.

[Lab Flaker]

Laura Croft ...

[Odinson]

Aishawarya Rai.

Last Legion... That movie sucks but she was very hot in it.

[Thiel]

Aishawarya Rai.

Last Legion... That movie sucks but she was very hot in it.

When she got married, it was like India's royal wedding.

[Odinson]

Fran Dreschner... Nanny fine.

Insanely sexy woman and she only got better with age.

[Odinson]

Achtung Scouser!

She is jewish but you'd still hit that.

[Frood]

Sorry to shit on everyones parade but long ago, I learned you can only be infatuated with these hollyweird shitstains right up until you learn about them personally and their personality. I promise you, most of the people mentioned are shit.

I don't like learning about actors if they're SJW's or in the old days, secret commies.

[Trump’s Niece]

David Beckham
Michael Hutchence
Aaron Hernandez

[Shen Li]

David Beckham
Michael Hutchence
Aaron Hernandez

David Beckahm