This IS dedicated to Bastard Factory

[hard Я]

Lots of people get sick of shit pounded into their ears all the time. I hate Led Zeppelin, Rush, and all sorts of shit my peeps played too much.

Lots of people, maybe most, listen to the words of a song and take them to heart or take them way too seriously. Hell, I know people who seem to be running their entire lives by the lyrics of a song.

Me, I just like a catchy tune and I havent heard that one in a while. I couldnt GAF less about its message anymore than I did when Rage Against The Machine sang:
Those who died are justified
For wearin' the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died.......

while me and my buddy would be driving around town with this shit turned up to 11, drinking a bottle of Jack singing along and me pointing to myself, laughing hysterically while singing along!

Another one of my favorites is:

I LOL my ass off at this one! Sure, U2 made it as an anti nuke anthem. I find it and shit like this hilarious!

I think I might get back into songflaming. I used to really enjoy taking songs I liked and rewording them to poke fun at people... ex BH poster Evil Blood and I used to head up to the Mordialloc Pier back in the day, cast lines out into the bay and bounce ideas off each other during the early hours. Never caught a damned thing, but the filth we produced was fucking gold and more often than not got a grin out of their targets.

Bonesaw (aka The Treasurer) was one such example


https://voca.ro/1j3XFNJ48sDu


Sung first person perspective and I was a little concerned that EB and I might have hit a little too close to home with it, but Bonesaw told me got a chuckle out of it, so it wasn't a wasted effort. Riddled with in-jokes regarding a whole host of shit he'd been getting up to at the time, a bit of invented shit to spice it up and three people (all of whom had flamed each other previously) teaming up to fling it at a fellow flamer. We turned out a bunch of them, some collaborations like that one, others solo efforts - we had fun and nobody could touch it.

There's an election coming up and I have an idea that our "party of joy" candidate could possibly benefit from having her platform properly outlined... perhaps to the strains of Pharrell Williams...

....because it's "crappee-eee-eee-eee"...

[Flynn]

You have way too much time on your hands fuckwit.

Says the mental gimp that started 35 threads in one fucking day at BF.

You are most certainly a fucking fool.

[Flynn]

^^^ look who went crawling back to BF! What a lil bitch!!!!

Did that clown promise to make you a mod again if you jump through his hoops? BF played you somehow, someway, bitch!!! PWN3D!

Look at the date you fucking inbred hillbilly. It was screenshot. What a fucking proven illiterate moron. Your dumb ass jumped through that open fucking window without looking, thinking you actually had something on me. Hey dicklips, I can go back, I have been back, unlike you that left in fucking tears and with your bottom lip quivering, you said,

"I'm leaving and never coming back because Flynn and Lily were mean to me."

Boo-Fucking Hoo! Go eat a dick.

You know what? I'm glad you fucking left and never came back whiner, because without you there the I.Q. level went back up to a solid 7.

Keep on showing your stupidity.

The only bitch out here is you that can't fucking read.

Cry me a river cunt.

[Flynn]

It was a ruse, to test you, as has been explained at least half a dozen times already.

If you genuinely believe that a few cordial PM's constituted me "hitting on you" I really don't know what to say, except for have you ever been outside and conversed with people in real life? 

Also, I haven't owned WWF rasslin' "dolls" (here we call them action figures) since the mid 90's, so I'm sorry to break your delusion that I'm some toy hoarding nerd... not that there is anything wrong with that hobby, I guess... each to their own and all that.

Don't you collect rainbow LGBTQPXYAIDS flags? How many genders are there now, 67? I don't know how you manage to keep up.

Bullshit!

Nice back-fucking-pedal!

Well, what else can you fucking say, right? You were caught, owned, swiftly dealt with and had the tables turned on you. There's no way in fuck you're going to explain yourself out of this one like you've tried dozens of times before at Bastard Factory.

Not only was your pm unsolicited, it was unwelcome, but I was very polite in light of you trying to hit on me by talking about professional wrestling and thinking it would make you more endearing by admitting to owning and collecting wrestling dolls. I mean it's all in the pm's. If you doubt what I say just say the word and I'll post all of our pm's to each other.

No, sorry even Shampain admitted he knew nothing about this, so your "ruse" story is about as predictable as you still living in your Nan's basement while collecting public assistance. Things don't change with you, and never will.

I'd have more respect for you as a delusional 40-something Virgin if you came clean and just finally admitted that you found me intriguing and that maybe if I happened to be high as a kite that night and had a gun pointed to my head that maybe you'd get e-lucky. Look, there's no shame in that, better "men" than you have tried and failed. Take Freud for instance, although he's a fucking drooling, spamming exhibitionist, I have respect for him because he finally came clean about the Dinky Diana woman facade be portrayed for over a year. How come you don't have a problem with Freud pretending to be a woman?

In closing, each time you throw up another repetitive excuse that you shit out of your mouth, it only makes you look worse (if that's even possible at this juncture), the pm pretty much says it all.

[Flynn]

Awwww, did Lokmar kick you right between your Dovey nerves?   

Fukin DDS dipshit!

Hey stupid fuck.

Is your name Herman/Nozzer? The post was to him you fucking illiterate fuck-stain. Look at you, I've got you all in a tizzy you can't even comprehend who is posting to who.

You're a mega retard. Go suck on your daughter's dick some more, maybe you can get some new working brain cells if your daughter ejaculates down your throat you redneck incest lover.

[Frood]

Bullshit!

Nice back-fucking-pedal!

Well, what else can you fucking say, right? You were caught, owned, swiftly dealt with and had the tables turned on you. There's no way in fuck you're going to explain yourself out of this one like you've tried dozens of times before at Bastard Factory.

Not only was your pm unsolicited, it was unwelcome, but I was very polite in light of you trying to hit on me by talking about professional wrestling and thinking it would make you more endearing by admitting to owning and collecting wrestling dolls. I mean it's all in the pm's. If you doubt what I say just say the word and I'll post all of our pm's to each other.

No, sorry even Shampain admitted he knew nothing about this, so your "ruse" story is about as predictable as you still living in your Nan's basement while collecting public assistance. Things don't change with you, and never will.

I'd have more respect for you as a delusional 40-something Virgin if you came clean and just finally admitted that you found me intriguing and that maybe if I happened to be high as a kite that night and had a gun pointed to my head that maybe you'd get e-lucky. Look, there's no shame in that, better "men" than you have tried and failed. Take Freud for instance, although he's a fucking drooling, spamming exhibitionist, I have respect for him because he finally came clean about the Dinky Diana woman facade be portrayed for over a year. How come you don't have a problem with Freud pretending to be a woman?

In closing, each time you throw up another repetitive excuse that you shit out of your mouth, it only makes you look worse (if that's even possible at this juncture), the pm pretty much says it all.

Drink ×2 folks! 

[DKG]

I'm going to guess that he proved everything I claimed for him; submitting a bunch of personal attacks aimed at antagonising, rather than amusing his opponent.

We had a word for that at Flame4Cash; it wasn't "flaming". But it was largely what Brawl Hall degenerated into in the latter half of the noughties and like I told Katiekong it would... in '03 or '04... Brawl Hall ended up a ghost town because of it.

Anyone looking to model a flaming site on Brawl Hall's example is doomed to fail.

I've given my opinion on the subject. Although I never saw flame sites, I believe some of you are looking back at them with rose coloured glasses on. Even if you disagree, what we can all agree on is that flaming is never going to rise from the dead.

[Lab Flaker]

I've given my opinion on the subject. Although I never saw flame sites, I believe some of you are looking back at them with rose coloured glasses on. Even if you disagree, what we can all agree on is that flaming is never going to rise from the dead.

Flamers can't take a troll. Lol.

[It's Poppy]

[shit flushed]

Dude...you are basically "Mad Libs" flaming...randomly combining naughty nouns, verbs and adjectives like you were back in grade school. Go find a new hobby like stamp collecting.

[Cyrus The Virus]

Hey stupid fuck.

Is your name Herman/Nozzer? The post was to him you fucking illiterate fuck-stain. Look at you, I've got you all in a tizzy you can't even comprehend who is posting to who.

You're a mega retard. Go suck on your daughter's dick some more, maybe you can get some new working brain cells if your daughter ejaculates down your throat you redneck incest lover.

I can tell that you are a well respected member here. You pissed away every bit of trust you ever had here and on TBF. You can cuss and bitch all you want and it won't change a thing. You're a backstabbing waste of life.

[Trump’s Niece]

I can tell that you are a well respected member here. You pissed away every bit of trust you ever had here and on TBF. You can cuss and bitch all you want and it won't change a thing. You're a backstabbing waste of life.

Gtfo Alticus

[Flynn]

I can tell that you are a well respected member here. You pissed away every bit of trust you ever had here and on TBF. You can cuss and bitch all you want and it won't change a thing. You're a backstabbing waste of life.

This IS rich...

Look Fat Alberticus, you need to stop following me around and inundating my pm box with harassing messages. I will not answer nor will I give you the satisfaction of using yourself as Bastard Factorie's personal mouth piece.

As far as "trust" goes, wasn't it Lily The Buffalo giving BF Arnold Dwarfenegar's phone number, and then the sad sock left message on his voice-mail?

I don't see you bitching about  that you silly fuck.

I will NEVER be a contributing member there ever again. So, take that and go stick it up your fucking ass and go stroke BF's hurt fucking pussy. It's good to know he's got someone stupid doing his bidding.

As far as you go, Retardicus, you can go fucking kill yourself for all I care as you're nothing more than a fucking cheerleader that sucks at fucking Chess like you do everything else. Pathetic.

[Flynn]

Dude...you are basically "Mad Libs" flaming...randomly combining naughty nouns, verbs and adjectives like you were back in grade school. Go find a new hobby like stamp collecting.

Dood...But you still read my material and can't help but post to me. I'll say that's a win for me.

Get the fuck out of my face you 4th string bench riding ass sucker.

[Flynn]

Flamers can't take a troll. Lol.

Sorry to break it to you Breakfall (see what I did there?) but you can't "troll" nor "flame."

You think spamming is trolling, and that flaming is up-chucking whatever comes into that tiny brain you claim to own.

Try again, fuckface.

[Lokmar]

Look at the date you fucking inbred hillbilly. It was screenshot. What a fucking proven illiterate moron. Your dumb ass jumped through that open fucking window without looking, thinking you actually had something on me. Hey dicklips, I can go back, I have been back, unlike you that left in fucking tears and with your bottom lip quivering, you said,

"I'm leaving and never coming back because Flynn and Lily were mean to me."  Nice try, wanker. That never happened. Pay attention to the narrative next time. I mean, you've only read it a dozen or mor times, ya ADHD mongrel!

Boo-Fucking Hoo! Go eat a dick.

You know what? I'm glad you fucking left and never came back whiner, because without you there the I.Q. level went back up to a solid 7.

Keep on showing your stupidity.

The only bitch out here is you that can't fucking read.

Cry me a river cunt.

Go back to guzzling another load from BF, YUO stupid kept faggit!