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Changes Coming: guests will be charged one dollar per post

Started by DKG, September 29, 2024, 09:01:44 AM

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DKG

After careful consideration and in consultation with my management team, I have agreed to their recommendation that guests should start paying their fair share.

At an undetermined date in the near future, a one dollar charge will be  required before guests can hit the submit button.

The reason for it, is that guests posting is a service unique to this forum. Our competition does not have the cajones to do it. One lame forum even blocks vistors from reading their repetitive crap. Can you believe that.

I will not be taking any of the money myself. Our admin, Biggie Smiles will be collecting it and applying it to his cruise holiday fund. What could be a more worthy reason to give, give, give. Plus, BF posters will have the satisfaction of knowing they are making a conservative Trump supporter happy.
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Frood

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DKG

Quote from: Frood on September 29, 2024, 09:59:32 AMAnd for staff soft pretzels and root beer?
An excellent suggestion. That will give us the energy for our brainstorming sessions about ways to ensure guests pay their fair share.
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Frood

Quote from: DKG on September 29, 2024, 10:30:57 AMAn excellent suggestion. That will give us the energy for our brainstorming sessions about ways to ensure guests pay their fair share.

Is a dollar a post going to be enough?

You've got staff across multiple nations and exchange rates and transfer fees do fluctuate a bit. Each of us would need a case of Aldi pretzels in the freezer and case of A&W in the fridge at all times for staff meetings online.

Just playing the devils avocado here...  :dontknow:
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DKG

Quote from: Frood on September 29, 2024, 10:38:12 AMIs a dollar a post going to be enough?

You've got staff across multiple nations and exchange rates and transfer fees do fluctuate a bit. Each of us would need a case of Aldi pretzels in the freezer and case of A&W in the fridge at all times for staff meetings online.

Just playing the devils avocado here...  :dontknow:
Probably not. Perhaps $1.79 per post reflects todays costs. Bulk price breaks are feasible. Maybe they can purchase 30 posts for $1.49 each or 100 upfront for the super low price of $1.00 each.
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: DKG on September 29, 2024, 09:01:44 AMOne lame forum even blocks vistors from reading their repetitive crap.
Pedophile Factory has to protect Admong from prying eyes so that he can be free to post trade pictures of little boys with sewage major

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Frood on September 29, 2024, 10:38:12 AMIs a dollar a post going to be enough?

You've got staff across multiple nations and exchange rates and transfer fees do fluctuate a bit. Each of us would need a case of Aldi pretzels in the freezer and case of A&W in the fridge at all times for staff meetings online.

Just playing the devils avocado here...  :dontknow:
Very good point

a dollar in US currency is not necessarily a dollar. Especially with asswads like Biden And Harris pretending to run the show. Factor in exchange fees and other service charges and it could very well be a requirement that we charge 3.00 per guest post. 
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Biggie Smiles

We should start selling Merch to our audience of 20 to 30 active participants!

Didn't Pedo Protection Factory used to have those stupid shirts and coffee mugs up for sale when he actually had 50 or so people reading the board?

Wonder what that inventory is looking like these days. Does he charge extra to remove the dust before shipping?  :crampe:
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Biggie Smiles

I like the part about the Biggie Cruise fund.

Admong shits his pants now when he finds about I went on a cruise with my own money. Imagine if he learned that I went on yet another luxury cruise courtesy of our beloved guest posters?

The guy would probably implode into a small cloud of pixie dust and dried out human semen and then spontaneously disintegrate into thin air!

And Pig would be demanding BF banned everyone on the internet from the internet!

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formosan

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 29, 2024, 11:39:31 AMI like the part about the Biggie Cruise fund.

Admong shits his pants now when he finds about I went on a cruise with my own money. Imagine if he learned that I went on yet another luxury cruise courtesy of our beloved guest posters?

The guy would probably implode into a small cloud of pixie dust and dried out human semen and then spontaneously disintegrate into thin air!

And Pig would be demanding BF banned everyone on the internet from the internet!


I don't understand their jealousy.....it's so childish.
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Lokmar

Quote from: formosan on September 30, 2024, 11:33:43 AMI don't understand their jealousy.....it's so childish.

When libtards and CONservatives reside at the same forum, libtards screech hysterically in an effort to silence CONservatives. When CONservatives leave them in an echo chamber, they follow and demand CONservatives STFU on their own site too.

Repeating episodes like that is why FRW's site is pretty much closed. He created the site when e-Farmer went all libtarded and started shutting down CONservative speech on the orders of the college libtarded whore he was fucking. FRW created a forum where everyone on e-Farmer's shit list could still go. FRW would let Lemon in for a few weeks at a time, then ban her just for LOLZ. Anyone else that acted like a libtarded asshat got the boot, pronto.

You simply cant reason with ANY libtard. Everyone has to learn this the hard way.
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Quote from: formosan on September 30, 2024, 11:33:43 AMI don't understand their jealousy.....it's so childish.

I understand the dynamic of their rage and jealousy perfectly.

It all boils down to the fact that the institutions of higher education have failed them. Spending years of their sordid lives and tens of thousands on formal degrees should have gotten them more out of life. But it did not.

The biggest haters over there have elevated to perhaps one level higher than your average fast food worker. So they are apt to blame the system rather than their own inabilities and low aptitude for someone like me who comes along and doesn't bother with any of that and manages to score a career making 4 maybe 5 times what they've managed to earn throughout their lives.

this makes them seethe and I waste no opportunity rubbing it in their faces.
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formosan

Quote from: Lokmar on September 30, 2024, 11:47:36 AMWhen libtards and CONservatives reside at the same forum, libtards screech hysterically in an effort to silence CONservatives. When CONservatives leave them in an echo chamber, they follow and demand CONservatives STFU on their own site too.

Repeating episodes like that is why FRW's site is pretty much closed. He created the site when e-Farmer went all libtarded and started shutting down CONservative speech on the orders of the college libtarded whore he was fucking. FRW created a forum where everyone on e-Farmer's shit list could still go. FRW would let Lemon in for a few weeks at a time, then ban her just for LOLZ. Anyone else that acted like a libtarded asshat got the boot, pronto.

You simply cant reason with ANY libtard. Everyone has to learn this the hard way.
I've heard of FRW's site, but I haven't seen it..

I remember Lemon......she passed away a few years ago.
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Lokmar

Quote from: formosan on September 30, 2024, 11:53:33 AMI've heard of FRW's site, but I haven't seen it..

I remember Lemon......she passed away a few years ago.
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She was great for the most part. Very very VERY few libtards are fun like her. She was a hoot.

I miss her and I miss FRW banning her!  :crampe:

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