Thinking of buying some land instead of an apartment/condo

[JOE]

Got any suggestions?

I'm gettin this idea from some YouTube videos I've seen lately.

What are the drawbacks?

The cons?

[JOE]

This guy did it:

[Oliver the Second]

Too much work. Get a condo and let someone else cut the grass.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

I hear the land around the Chernobyl power plant is very cheap.

[Lab Flaker]

Got any suggestions?

I'm gettin this idea from some YouTube videos I've seen lately.

What are the drawbacks?

The cons?

You post this shit after I've been telling you that real estate is a win? Are you stupid?

[Lab Flaker]

The guy wants to buy an apartment! Lol. Fucking loser!

[Lab Flaker]

Fucking goes on about gold for who-knows-how-long and can't afford a house.

Joe...you're an idiot. Own it!

[Lab Flaker]

Cunt can't afford a house. Instead can only afford an apartment where you can hear your neighbours fucking! Priceless. 

[Lab Flaker]

I like how he chucks in the potential of a condominium...as fucking if! Poor cunt! 

[Oliver the Second]

Instead can only afford an apartment where you can hear your neighbours fucking! Priceless. 

One time in my old apartment I heard the neighbor guy yell "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME"... I look out and see his wife coming out of another neighbors apartment buck naked and he's following her screaming "WITH THAT SCRAWNY LITTLE RUNT?"

We got some great gossip out of that one   

[JOE]

One time in my old apartment I heard the neighbor guy yell "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME"... I look out and see his wife coming out of another neighbors apartment buck naked and he's following her screaming "WITH THAT SCRAWNY LITTLE RUNT?"

We got some great gossip out of that one   

The truth must've hurt for that husband eh Lab Flaker Lab Flaker?

That he didn't measure up to a 'runt'.

[Lab Flaker]

The truth must've hurt for that husband eh Lab Flaker Lab Flaker?

That he didn't measure up to a 'runt'.

Buddy...I'm not a short bloke and my weight is in the 80's. That gig is tired as fuck! Looking at your spindly fingers from the Prowler, you seem somewhat skinny and aged!

[Lab Flaker]

Show us those Jewish fingers Joe? Lol.

[Lab Flaker]

Got any suggestions?

I'm gettin this idea from some YouTube videos I've seen lately.

What are the drawbacks?

The cons?

Back on topic. It's a fucking apartment dude. You're living amongst fucking strangers. A fucking multiplex of them. Imagine all the turds getting channeled around your aura! Other people's shit literally getting pumped around your vicinity. Wake up you turd burglar.

A sane person with cash gets acreage and a house with a big fuck-arse swimming pool that they naturally change into a koi pond, because they live by the sea.

Fucking apartment! Are you a mature-age student or what the fuck?

[Zetsu]

I think lands don't increase in value nearly as fast as homes despite how attractive they look.  Joe should just stick to the apartment when he's too old to shovel snow.