Flynn is the best flamer today

[hard Я]

Fuck the term "flame" for fuck sakes! You fucking nerds would absolutely shit yourselves if a nigger pointed an AK47 into your faces. You'll be down on your flaming knees, tooth plate out, begging to suck their HIV infected cocks for mercy.

Nah...you and your nancy-bros can't flame. You can't even wipe your festy arses properly.

You offering are you? No? Then feel free to worry exclusively about wiping your own ass and to your own spec.

As for any question of flaming... specifically whether I could, can or ever did... all wasted keystrokes on your part. I'm sure "your" style might commend itself to Flea, but I'm not interested in participating in any millenial's reboot of it, AK-47 or no AK-47.

[Lab Flaker]

This chump just doesn't get it and that's why "Flaming" has died.

Look at this idiot. He's actually getting bent out of shape over some well put together words, to the point of wanting to cause bodily harm. This is not the first manifestation of Breakfast and him going bonkers on being trolled again for the 67th time this week. The fuckface actually had a 3k bounty on me and was frantically trying to get Caskur to give up my "goods" if you will. Not only that, the Australian Faglamer ruined a friendship with Orca Pod Lily over the fact she didn't take his side, over back channels Hippo Lily thought it was hilarious how I could troll Breakdick soooo very easily.

And...this IS why flaming is dead. In the good old days if you were burned, you got up, wiped the dirt from your teeth, gave props on a great job to the other writer; and try again the next day. The latest rendition of flaming is to tell each other to suck a dick and then one poster gets mad and starts going the P.I. route. You soft-shelled peons take this shit sooo fucking seriously that you've sucked out all the fun out of a hobby that was used to waste time and garner a few laughs. You talentless fucks have taken what was always mean't for fun and fucked it all up because some of you get your feelings hurt easily by simple words.

A good example of this is DKG/Fashionista/Shen-Li. Day in and day out, yellow skin DKG laments how he "doesn't understand flaming and never will," yet the hypocritical Bulgogi eating bucktoothed bitch participates everytime he agrees and co-signs someone's raggedy ass post about a member from Bastard Factory. Additionally, it shows that DKG does want to be included in this lame "flame community" but knows he sucks cat nuts to compete with better rounded writers. And that right there, is why DKG always has something wannabe edgy to say but fails because the dink is soo fucking afraid of his girly feelings getting hurt, that he'd rather look like a lost 8-year-old that lost her parents at the Macy's Parade in New York City.

In closing, times have changed and so has the audience. Figure in more novel ways to communicate with like social media and you have the end of flaming.

Listen little man...I'm not reading any of that tripe and drivel.

I'm a big wave rider and a martial artist; I also run two independent businesses. I'm buff, 5'9", 85 kg and I'm a catch.

Subservient you...flips burgers and pulls beer taps, whilst envisioning cock, for a living. In your spare time when you're not being a twat on forums and wailing over Dove, because she kicked you in your front-bum, you're prancing around in a pink leotard harassing teenagers over on Fortnite.

How gimp can one get!?

[Herman]

Flynn wouldn't have a chance with that fine specimen. And besides, that bountiful black queen surely doesn't have a cock beneath her skirt to pique his queerish interest anyway.

That fine Nubian gal ain't riding the bus back to his hovel.

[Lab Flaker]

You offering are you? No? Then feel free to worry exclusively about wiping your own ass and to your own spec.

As for any question of flaming... specifically whether I could, can or ever did... all wasted keystrokes on your part. I'm sure "your" style might commend itself to Flea, but I'm not interested in participating in any millenial's reboot of it, AK-47 or no AK-47.

Oh, who gives a fuck about you? You don't even have the courage to use a compelling username. Piss off you flaming fairy and let trolls be trolls.

Fucking softcock!

[Herman]

Pumpkin ass doesn't do it for me, how the fuck does she even perch that thing on a toilet?

Negress trends are so weird.

You would tap that ass if you had the chance.

[Lab Flaker]

That fine Nubian gal ain't riding the bus back to his hovel.

Oh hell no! A dirty house is a reflection of one's own lack of personal hygiene. He has a whiff about him just by looking at his photograph that he was stupid enough to post.

Lily-white, scrawny little dumb-shit! Lulz.

[Lab Flaker]

How about with your fat ex-wife?

What are my chances there if I'm King Martini? Obviously, the chances are pretty good, your plump ex-wife wasted part of her life with loser you. 😆

Let me give you a few facts little man. My ex-wife was 6'0" tall, skinny and blonde. She was also 10 years older than me by the time I became her 3rd husband in my mid-20's.
On account of her promiscuity, I bailed on her and she went on to husband number 4. The last I heard of her, was that she had absconded with husband number 5 after robbing a church.

Apart from being a serial-cunt...she was also a thief with bad teeth. You would've got along with her fabulously.

See how that little explanation of some basic facts, that has nothing to do with you whatsoever, can spice up an otherwise droll conversation? (That was rhetorical shit-for-brains!)

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Oh, who gives a fuck about you? You don't even have the courage to use a compelling username. Piss off you flaming fairy and let trolls be trolls.

Fucking softcock!

That your answer, is it?

Yeah, still not seeing the funnies Flange-lite. Maybe you stroke your gayK-47 a little more next time fag?

[Flynn]

Listen little man...I'm not reading any of that tripe and drivel.

I'm a big wave rider and a martial artist; I also run two independent businesses. I'm buff, 5'9", 85 kg and I'm a catch.

Subservient you...flips burgers and pulls beer taps, whilst envisioning cock, for a living. In your spare time when you're not being a twat on forums and wailing over Dove, because she kicked you in your front-bum, you're prancing around in a pink leotard harassing teenagers over on Fortnite.

How gimp can one get!?

And that's part of your problem, Breakfast. You don't take the time to read what's posted, if you had, you might be able to reply with a proper response instead of this gibberish you somehow think is "trolling." What you are doing is the furthest thing from "trolling." Freud could light his anus on fire and run around screaming like Jokemar when he sees a dick, and that still would be closer to "trolling" than you are. Being a fucking nimrod and just throwing up pig slop isn't a skill or an art, anyone can do that as evidenced by you.

You can describe your pathetic self all you want. Hell, you can be Miss Universe for all I care with all your imaginary accolades and how you're the most interesting tard on the web. As far as brain power goes, well you totally fail in that very department. You think by posting, "I'll headbutt you..," is going to prove a point other than you're a delusional fuckwit that goes around threatening to "headbutt" someone over the internet because that allegedly is also, "trolling."

In addition to your stupid threats, you also think that using personal information is also a form of, "trolling." You shed little tears over the fact when it happens to someone you dislike, but when it hits someone who made you look like a child at one time, you're all for it. You use information against Kevin that was never shared by him. The personal information used against you was freely disseminated by your idiot self. So, when you run around here acting like a fucking gossiping bitch, remember you are no "troll," you're just a first-rate spammer twat that uses leaked P.I. as his main weapon; because you're a fucking emotional cunt.

[Frood]

tf;dr

[Flynn]

Let me give you a few facts little man. My ex-wife was 6'0" tall, skinny and blonde. She was also 10 years older than me by the time I became her 3rd husband in my mid-20's.
On account of her promiscuity, I bailed on her and she went on to husband number 4. The last I heard of her, was that she had absconded with husband number 5 after robbing a church.

Apart from being a serial-cunt...she was also a thief with bad teeth. You would've got along with her fabulously.

See how that little explanation of some basic facts, that has nothing to do with you whatsoever, can spice up an otherwise droll conversation? (That was rhetorical shit-for-brains!)

Sure she is. You forgot to add that she was also your 1st Cousin. And there's a reason she's your ex-wife isn't there? Of course when you tell the story it's all her and her faults because as I can plainly see you think you have none. Just like Jokemar, there's a pattern emerging here that none of your former spouses could stand you guys, so much so both of them high-tailed out of the marriages faster than you can say, "you love fucking your mom."

Truthfully, you're like someone else I know, who likes throwing out their personal information and then screams bloody murder when someone throws it back in your pasty faces. You're an attention whore, which got you Assboxed at Bastard Factory on numerous occasions because you can't seem to fucking control yourself.

P.S.-Go fuck your mom.

[Frood]

Needs more Dove and DD...

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Needs a "how to" guide more likely.

Here's a little something for all you aspiring top tier flamers... twenty minutes of some random guy insulting a room full of people.

See if you can figure out the missing ingredient in your "game".

[Lab Flaker]

And that's part of your problem, Breakfast. You don't take the time to read what's posted, if you had, you might be able to reply with a proper response instead of this gibberish you somehow think is "trolling." What you are doing is the furthest thing from "trolling." Freud could light his anus on fire and run around screaming like Jokemar when he sees a dick, and that still would be closer to "trolling" than you are. Being a fucking nimrod and just throwing up pig slop isn't a skill or an art, anyone can do that as evidenced by you.

You can describe your pathetic self all you want. Hell, you can be Miss Universe for all I care with all your imaginary accolades and how you're the most interesting tard on the web. As far as brain power goes, well you totally fail in that very department. You think by posting, "I'll headbutt you..," is going to prove a point other than you're a delusional fuckwit that goes around threatening to "headbutt" someone over the internet because that allegedly is also, "trolling."

In addition to your stupid threats, you also think that using personal information is also a form of, "trolling." You shed little tears over the fact when it happens to someone you dislike, but when it hits someone who made you look like a child at one time, you're all for it. You use information against Kevin that was never shared by him. The personal information used against you was freely disseminated by your idiot self. So, when you run around here acting like a fucking gossiping bitch, remember you are no "troll," you're just a first-rate spammer twat that uses leaked P.I. as his main weapon; because you're a fucking emotional cunt.

Bitch please!

[Flynn]

Bitch please!

Bitch please, what?

Bitch please you have no applicable reply?

Bitch please you're a fucking blockhead?

Bitch please you're a fucking serial whiner?

Bitch please you suck Jokemar's rabbit sized nuts?