I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.

[Frank]

We are very active sexually but she always wants me to penetrate her rectum and not her vagina. That just seems odd. A real woman would want it in the vagina mostly. I asked her, but she acted offended. What is a way I can tell if she is really trans or not? I am not gay and I don't want to penetrate any men who are pretending to be women. That is just gross. It is a real violation if she really turns out to be male. I really need help with this on guys. Thanks in advance.

[Oliver the Second]

Take her into a shoe store. If she buys twenty pairs of shoes than definitely a woman.

[DKG]

I didn't know they made inflatable trans women.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

I didn't know they made inflatable trans women.

You beat me to the punch, you douchebag.   

[lets not be frank]

[quppote author=DKG link=msg=567636 date=1735399389]
I didn't know they made inflatable trans women.

[/quote]Ottawa has been selling Just-in Beaver sex toys for the weirdoes in Bank Street since Truedope assumed the position nine years ago. So yes, trans wimmin deflatables do exist and are available for anyone that cares to afford them.

That's not Frank of course. After the expense of post-covid generic margarine he cannot afford even the promotion brochure for such a toy and at least one of his hands is already rejecting his advances. If and when the other hand goes out on strike, his "girlfriend" won't even be putting out for anal.

Quite sad really.

[Trump’s Niece]

Hi Eddie

[Frood]

Ed Wood is such a fag.

[Herman]

Ed Wood is such a fag.

He has no life. Just like that wanker Joe.

[Frood]

Johomo is a big fag too (no offence to the homosexuals on the board).