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Re: Seriously?!?! by Lokmar

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I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.

Started by Frank, December 27, 2024, 02:43:49 PM

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We are very active sexually but she always wants me to penetrate her rectum and not her vagina. That just seems odd. A real woman would want it in the vagina mostly. I asked her, but she acted offended. What is a way I can tell if she is really trans or not? I am not gay and I don't want to penetrate any men who are pretending to be women. That is just gross. It is a real violation if she really turns out to be male. I really need help with this on guys. Thanks in advance.
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Oliver the Second


Take her into a shoe store. If she buys twenty pairs of shoes than definitely a woman.
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lets not be frank

[quppote author=DKG link=msg=567636 date=1735399389]
I didn't know they made inflatable trans women.

[/quote]Ottawa has been selling Just-in Beaver sex toys for the weirdoes in Bank Street since Truedope assumed the position nine years ago. So yes, trans wimmin deflatables do exist and are available for anyone that cares to afford them.

That's not Frank of course. After the expense of post-covid generic margarine he cannot afford even the promotion brochure for such a toy and at least one of his hands is already rejecting his advances. If and when the other hand goes out on strike, his "girlfriend" won't even be putting out for anal.

Quite sad really.


Frood

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lets not be frank

Quote from: Trump's Niece on January 03, 2025, 06:52:32 PMHi Eddie
I'll forgive you for mistakenly identifying me this time.

Next time, there will be pie charts involved. YHBW.

Frood

Quote from: lets not be frank on January 03, 2025, 10:04:23 PMI'll forgive you for mistakenly identifying me this time.

Next time, there will be pie charts involved. YHBW.

You post here at the same time you're active at Van forum.  :Doh2:
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Quote from: Frood on January 03, 2025, 10:46:55 PMYou post here at the same time you're active at Van forum.  :Doh2:

I looked there the other day, but I forgot my login.

I didn't read anything that made me want to login.
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Frood

Quote from: Reggie Essent on January 03, 2025, 11:50:17 PMI looked there the other day, but I forgot my login.

I didn't read anything that made me want to login.

There's not much to read unless you unignore Joe, Eddie, and Seaboobs.
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Frood on January 03, 2025, 11:56:14 PMThere's not much to read unless you unignore Joe, Eddie, and Seaboobs.
does that idiot with the frying pan avatar still post there?
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Reggie Essent

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on January 04, 2025, 12:34:43 AMdoes that idiot with the frying pan avatar still post there?

I couldn't tell if his assholeness was a schtick or if he really is a total jagoff.

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