Sammy Hagar Or David Lee Roth-You Decide

[Herman]

Sumpin' like that. I don't recall the precise details, but it was in a Van Halen documentary I watched a few months or so ago.  As for Eddie, i remember thinkin', *what a DICK!"

Amen.

I just did a little checking on youtube, and ya Eddie was a real dick.

[J E B Stuart]

The thing is, I don't think the Red Rocker joined Van Halen outta need. It wasn't an upward move. He was already successful and famous as hell.

With that, it's time for a break with Hagar and his trusty Waboritas:

Amen.

[formosan]

This picture is of Eddie Van Halen and his mother taken in 1967. Lot of folks don't know it, but he was half Indonesian Chinese.

it doesn't look like a young Edward Van Halen.

[Brent]

Hmmm, I'd have to do a re-listen and I'm far too lazy for that.  I do know that Eddie was hard to work with according to most. Even his wife left him because he was a jagoff.

From their first album with Roth to 5150, it hardly seemed like the same band anymore.

When AC/DC changed vocalists they maintained their musical style. That was not the case with Van Halen.

[Thiel]

Drummer Alex Van Halen is an ordained minister.

[Herman]

Drummer Alex Van Halen is an ordained minister.

What?

[Thiel]

What?

He presided at the second wedding of his brother Eddie Van Halen in 2009 and the second wedding of Valerie Bertinelli, who is now his ex-sister-in-law, in 2011.

I don't know which denomination.

[Lokmar]

Van Halen died after the 1984 album when DLR left. They had lightning in a bottle and let it go.

Sammy was ALWAYS better before AND after VH.

Van Hagar was the sappiest squishy love song bullshit ever. It was embarrassing. Women like it better and no wonder.

Van Halen was "Grab em by the pussy!". Van Hagar was "Lemme take of your shoes and rub your feet honey while I cut off my wang all for YOU!"

Fuk a bunch of Van Hagar! You like it? YOU'RE A BITCH!!! FACT!

Here's all you assholes need to know:

vs

FUKIN GAG!!!!

[Brent]

I'm with team Sammy.

Fine, but you cannot deny they became a different band after Roth.

[Lokmar]

Fine, but you cannot deny they became a different band after Roth.

He's gay AF. He bought his woman a coin purse to carry his nuts around while they both sing Van Hagar. FACT!

[Brent]

He's gay AF. He bought his woman a coin purse to carry his nuts around while they both sing Van Hagar. FACT!

Gay,or not a man, that does not change facts. VH was not VH after Roth.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Fine, but you cannot deny they became a different band after Roth.

Yeah, just like they became different with Gary Cherone.

[Thiel]

Yeah, just like they became different with Gary Cherone.

A terrible replacement.

[Lokmar]

Yeah, just like they became different with Gary Cherone.

LOL! They became dogshit fukups with Gary Cherone! 

[Herman]

Van Halen with any singer never had any go to albums for me.