You must insult the person above you.

[J E B Stuart]

Got banned from the mic on karaoke night at Darrel's Watering Hole and Snooker Palace. Darrel said his "singing" was bad for business.

Amen.

[Renegade Quark]

Tried to take heroin once, but he couldn't get the spoon through his skin.

[J E B Stuart]

His favorite pastime is taking duck lip selfies.

Amen.

[Renegade Quark]

Is A-OK with AOC.

[Brent]

Nancy Pelosi's drinking buddy.

[Frood]

Is Nancy Pelosi's drinking diaper.

[J E B Stuart]

Relieved of his position manning the Salvation Army red kettle at the local Walmart in response to a deluge of citizen complaints. When he demanded an explanation, his supervisor replied that twerking and hands-free bell ringing was "entirely unacceptable." Stormed out of the office screaming "I'm calling the ACLU!"

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Drives a rusted out Mazda Miata with a bumper sticker that says 'I ❤️ flea markets'.

[Renegade Quark]

Put his brain on the edge of a razor blade and it would be like a BB on a six-lane highway.

[Frood]

Spanks to Bryan Adams.

[Reggie Essent]

Lets Brian Adams spank him.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Pours lighter fluid onto ice cream and calls it baked Alaska.

[J E B Stuart]

Has a recurring nightly dream of motorboating the Pelosi fun bags.



Amen.

[Renegade Quark]

Volunteered to be the guy responsible for changing Mitch McConnell's diapers.

[J E B Stuart]

Yo Mama's had the clap so many times, her doctor treats her for applause.

Amen.