You must insult the person above you.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · February 22, 2025, 08:02:41 PM

His prom dress made the other girls jealous.

Renegade Quark · February 22, 2025, 08:33:20 PM

His porn name is Mini Me.

Shen Li · February 22, 2025, 09:00:24 PM

When RQ got married it was like buying a dishwashing machine. He never had to do it by hand again.

Frood · February 22, 2025, 09:05:24 PM

If you get up close when Shen Li queefs, you can hear and smell the ocean.

Renegade Quark · February 23, 2025, 05:23:39 PM

All hat and no cattle.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · February 23, 2025, 08:29:57 PM

Favorite hobby is cow tipping while nude.

Herman · February 23, 2025, 10:26:49 PM

Is not allowed within ten kilometres of cattle farms.

Frood · February 23, 2025, 11:26:35 PM

Takes his animal husbandry serious...

Shen Li · February 23, 2025, 11:39:47 PM

Frood entered his son's room and said "remember boy, masturbating can make you go blind."

"I'm over here" his son replied.

Renegade Quark · February 24, 2025, 12:02:25 AM

Is a two-bagger.

Frood · February 24, 2025, 12:07:56 AM

His call sign in the Navy was "Twinkle Toes".

Renegade Quark · February 24, 2025, 12:18:16 AM

Is a fan boy of the Twilight series.

Frood · February 24, 2025, 12:22:01 AM

Fanned Ron Jeremy's schlong on set.

J E B Stuart · February 24, 2025, 12:47:01 AM

Has a side hustle as a male wet nurse.

Amen.

Frood · February 24, 2025, 12:50:33 AM

Isn't adverse to the flavour of bull milk.

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