You must insult the person above you.

[Frood]

Shen Li and Renegade Quark were hanging out in a tree house when RQ piped up with "If fell out of this tree, I would strike oil!".

Shen said "that's nothing. If I fell out of this tree, I could trap a grizzly bear".

[Shen Li]

He's been told he's either naive or stupid. But, he's not sure which side he's moron.

[J E B Stuart]

Finally got her dream job as horse sheath cleaner at the local racetrack. Boasts she's so good at her job, she could do it with both hands tied behind her back.

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Was very disappointed when rejected by the International Olympic Committee to be the official transgender athlete inspector.

[Shen Li]

His wife is a sex object. Every time he asks for sex she objects.