You must insult the person above you.

[J E B Stuart]

When asked what she thought of Lily Phillips' having sex with 100 men in 24 hours, she scoffed and said, "Amateur."

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/porn-star-who-slept-with-100-men-in-a-day-admits-condom-mistake/news-story/d75bffd73ab126c8bfe6e4d3c16f5935?amp

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Had to do the "clean up" after she was finished.

[Renegade Quark]

The butter done slipped off of his biscuit.

[Shen Li]

Thinks the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer is taste.

[Renegade Quark]

To her the difference between oral and rectal is about ten bucks.

[J E B Stuart]

Speaking of "difference", his breath is so bad that when he's speaking, people think he 's shit his britches.  Likewise, whenever he shits his britches, people think he's speaking.

Amen. 

[Shen Li]

Continuing with differences, Stuart thinks the difference between purple and pink is the grip.

[Garraty_47]

Proudly declares:
"I have men lining up at my door!"
...but neglects to say they all want their money back.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Is the pimp that is losing the money.

[J E B Stuart]

Is one of her johns demanding a refund of fi' dolla 'n' fitty cent because she said, "So sad your li'l Willie isn't great big like Stu's purple helmeted warrior!"

Amen.

[Garraty_47]

Looks like that guy in every zombie movie who's been bitten and is trying to hide it from the rest of the group.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Is the "biter".

[Garraty_47]

Couldn't afford dentures but has had surprising success with PlayDoh® hardened in a microwave and coated with Whiteout©.

[Frood]

Smokes weed from a drilled out portable travel urinal.

[Renegade Quark]

To him a portable urinal is called a travel mug.