You must insult the person above you.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

She goes to her local cosmetic surgeon for Botox injections on her booty and the surgeon has to use a couple of gallons.

[Shen Li]

He has the most effective form of contraception on the planet--his face.

[Renegade Quark]

Is a beslubbering, beef-witted bugbear.

[Shen Li]

When he goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex. He's paying her to leave.

[Renegade Quark]

Chinatown Barbie.

[Shen Li]

The 3 words RQ's wife doesn't want to hear from him while having sex are honey I'm home.

[J E B Stuart]

Stu:   Hey Iron Chink, if a person has no hands, do they need gloves?

Iron Chink:  No.

Stu:  If a person has no feet, do they need socks?

Iron Chink:  No.

Stu:  Then why in hell are you wearin' a bra?

Amen.

[Shen Li]

Or Stu a cup.