You must insult the person above you.

[Frood]

Shen Li and Renegade Quark were hanging out in a tree house when RQ piped up with "If fell out of this tree, I would strike oil!".

Shen said "that's nothing. If I fell out of this tree, I could trap a grizzly bear".

[Shen Li]

He's been told he's either naive or stupid. But, he's not sure which side he's moron.

[J E B Stuart]

Finally got her dream job as horse sheath cleaner at the local racetrack. Boasts she's so good at her job, she could do it with both hands tied behind her back.

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Was very disappointed when rejected by the International Olympic Committee to be the official transgender athlete inspector.

[Shen Li]

His wife is a sex object. Every time he asks for sex she objects.

[Renegade Quark]

Has been banged more than an auctioneers gavel.

[Shen Li]

He burns as many calories during sex as he does running 10 kilometres. But, who the hell runs 10 kms in 30 seconds.

[Renegade Quark]

Was a blow-up sex doll in another life.

[Frood]

Dry Cleaned blow up sex dolls in another life...

[J E B Stuart]

Even blow-up dolls reject his advances.

Amen.

[Frood]

Got protein supplements off his dry cleaned blow up dolls and built up his tits to a B+ cup.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Is very jealous of those tits.

[Shen Li]

He gave his wife some shoes and a dildo for her birthday. If she doesn't like the shoes she can go fuck herself.

[Reggie Essent]

Brought a rhino horn for her husband, but decided it worked better just for her.

[Shen Li]

He walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when he didn't stop.