You must insult the person above you.

[Renegade Quark]

Is a 22 caliber in a 357 magnum world.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Is the only heroin user in a world full of crackheads.

[J E B Stuart]

Snorts whiskey and drinks cocaine.

Amen.

[Renegade Quark]

Drugs do him.

[Frood]

Drug dealers do him for sugar packets.

[Shen Li]

Frood's Wife: 'I can't believe you went to a prostitute to have sex!'

Frood: 'What did you expect? We haven't done anything for months.'

Frood's wife: 'You could have told me you were willing to pay.'

[J E B Stuart]

Frood's Wife: 'I can't believe you went to a prostitute to have sex!'

Frood: 'What did you expect? We haven't done anything for months.'

Frood's wife: 'You could have told me you were willing to pay.'

Heh. There ain't no sucha thang as free poontang.   Just sayin'.

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Hookers offer him freebies and he still says no.

[J E B Stuart]

Whenever he farts outdoors, buzzards arrive and begin circling.

Amen. 

[Renegade Quark]

Amway representative.

[J E B Stuart]

Independent beauty consultant for Mary Kay.

Amen.

[Frood]

Became a Rainbow vacuum cleaner salesman because he wanted into the gay porn industry.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Is a great client of that salesman.

[Shen Li]

What's the difference between Prof's jokes and his penis?
Nobody laughs at his jokes.

[Reggie Essent]

What's the difference between an Iron Chink and a Pink Chink?

Two orgasms.