You must insult the person above you.

[Renegade Quark]

Fly Trap is what he named his pecker.

[Shen Li]

He was blessed with a 9 inch dick.

That priest is in jail now.

[Frood]

Convicted by the National Park Service for assalting and battering a Mr. Woody Woodpecker and a number of squirrely witnesses.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Wears a thong while shopping...





... for more thongs. 

[J E B Stuart]

Boasts to anyone and everyone that he loves eatin' pussy. Perhaps it is merely a coincidence that there are no cats within 5 miles of his house.

Amen.

[Renegade Quark]

Has the face of a Bulldog chewing a wasp.

[Frood]

Has the face of a bulldog shitting a wasp nest.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Has the intelligence of a bulldog.

[Renegade Quark]

Has the DNA of a bulldog.

[Frood]

Gargles with bulldog DNA.

[J E B Stuart]

After listening to the great Roger Miller classic, decided Miller was fulla shit. Sooooo, one day he bought a pair o' roller skates. . . .

Doctors are hopeful Frood can go home from the hospital next weekend.

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

This song was playing when the ASPCA raided his place and were shocked at what they found.

[Shen Li]

His wife dressed up as a policewoman and told him he was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After two minutes she said all charges were being dropped due to a lack of evidence.

[Renegade Quark]

Has bingo wings.