You must insult the person above you.

[Renegade Quark]

Is so ugly her proctologist puts his finger in her mouth.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Discovered a new and very dangerous microbial lifeform...




...after scratching his crotch.

[Renegade Quark]

He looks like he would be easy to draw.

[Shen Li]

RQ walks into a bar and says to the bartender I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?

The bartender says, I don't know what does your wife look like.

[J E B Stuart]

She's the reason God created the middle finger.

Amen.

[Shen Li]

His penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but the librarian told him to take it out.

[J E B Stuart]

Try as she might, just can't get ol' Stu's tallywacker off her mind.

Amen.

[Shen Li]

I remember when I use my microscope.

[JOE]

I remember when I use my microscope.

Are you upset that SUV driver who mowed down 11 people in Vancouver may have been Chinese Shen Li Shen?

[Shen Li]

Yes, I am Joe.

[JOE]

Yes, I am Joe.

If it makes you feel better Shen Li Shen, I met a beautiful Chinese Doctor the other day. She was so pretty & petite. I didn't realize Chinese women could be so beautiful.

[Garraty_47]

Fucks up a 35+ page on-topic streak and still wants to whinge when his snout gets smacked by his masters.

[Shen Li]

Garraty calls a swimming pool company and says, "I got a leak in my pool". The man that answered the phone says, "Well, go ahead."

[Renegade Quark]

Is George Takei in drag.

[Shen Li]

When RQ bought went to buy a Christmas tree last year the cashier asked him "are you going to put it up yourself?"

RQ replied, "don't be disgusting. I'm going to put it up in the living room."