You must insult the person above you.

[Shen Li]

Stu's neighbour: "Hey Stu, how's the diet going?"
Stu: "Not good. I had eggs for breakfast."
Stu's neighbour: "Scrambled?"
Stu: "Cadbury."

[J E B Stuart]

Shen's note to self:

*Before sitting on another face, make sure I don't accidentally grab the super glue when I lube my bacon strip*

Amen.

[Shen Li]

Stu's neighbour neighbor suggested he put cow manure on his strawberries. He tried it.

He's going back to whipped cream.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Went on a speed date.  Was disappointed that it didn't involve meth.

[Shen Li]

Prof thinks smoking pot and then maturbating is weed whacking.

[Renegade Quark]

Masterbates with a smoking pot.

[Shen Li]

As RQ was getting in bed, she said, "You're drunk."

RQ said, "how do you know?"

She said, "You live next door."

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

She's a gold medalist in the bedroom Olympics.

The event is longest begging time to get laid.

[J E B Stuart]

One of many strange things about Prof is he thinks nobody knows he's worn a red brassiere and granny panties for years.

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Bra and panties were donated from his grandma.

[Shen Li]

Prof was asked who he's currently fucking.

He replied, I'm fucking tired bitch that's who.

[Renegade Quark]

Looks like a portrait of Jackie Chan painted by an elephant.