You must insult the person above you.

Shen Li · October 28, 2025, 08:19:30 PM

Stu's neighbour: "Hey Stu, how's the diet going?"
Stu: "Not good. I had eggs for breakfast."
Stu's neighbour: "Scrambled?"
Stu: "Cadbury."

J E B Stuart · October 28, 2025, 08:57:38 PM

Shen's note to self:

*Before sitting on another face, make sure I don't accidentally grab the super glue when I lube my bacon strip*

Amen.

Shen Li · October 28, 2025, 09:19:32 PM

Stu's neighbour neighbor suggested he put cow manure on his strawberries. He tried it.

He's going back to whipped cream.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · October 28, 2025, 09:39:48 PM

Went on a speed date. Was disappointed that it didn't involve meth.

Shen Li · October 29, 2025, 10:46:46 PM

Prof thinks smoking pot and then maturbating is weed whacking.

Renegade Quark · October 30, 2025, 12:35:30 AM

Masterbates with a smoking pot.

Shen Li · October 30, 2025, 10:42:21 PM

As RQ was getting in bed, she said, "You're drunk."

RQ said, "how do you know?"

She said, "You live next door."

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · October 31, 2025, 07:44:54 AM

She's a gold medalist in the bedroom Olympics.

The event is longest begging time to get laid.

J E B Stuart · October 31, 2025, 12:07:43 PM

One of many strange things about Prof is he thinks nobody knows he's worn a red brassiere and granny panties for years.

Amen.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · October 31, 2025, 07:10:09 PM

Bra and panties were donated from his grandma.

Shen Li · October 31, 2025, 10:39:27 PM

Prof was asked who he's currently fucking.

He replied, I'm fucking tired bitch that's who.

Renegade Quark · Reply #821 - Re: You must insult the person above you.

Looks like a portrait of Jackie Chan painted by an elephant.

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