You must insult the person above you.

[Shen Li]

Prof stood on the edge of a cliff and yelled I love U.

His echo replied I just want to be friends.

[J E B Stuart]

Try as she might, unable to wear a bikini top 'cause there's nothing to keep it from sliding down.

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

On Thanksgiving Day, he truly enjoys "stuffing the turkey".



Use your imagination on that.

[Shen Li]

The police came to Prof's house last to talk to to his wife.
They showed a picture of him to her and said it looks like he's been hit by a bus.
She said yes I know but he's a good provider.