You must insult the person above you.

Shen Li · November 24, 2025, 10:47:54 PM

Prof stood on the edge of a cliff and yelled I love U.

His echo replied I just want to be friends.

J E B Stuart · November 27, 2025, 04:50:53 PM

Try as she might, unable to wear a bikini top 'cause there's nothing to keep it from sliding down.

Amen.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · November 27, 2025, 05:32:40 PM

On Thanksgiving Day, he truly enjoys "stuffing the turkey".

Use your imagination on that.

Shen Li · November 27, 2025, 10:05:54 PM

The police came to Prof's house last to talk to to his wife.
They showed a picture of him to her and said it looks like he's been hit by a bus.
She said yes I know but he's a good provider.

Renegade Quark · December 05, 2025, 12:21:58 AM

Enjoys gas station sushi.

J E B Stuart · December 05, 2025, 09:33:51 AM

Guinness summarily rejected his world record application for his phone number appearing on the walls of the most men's bathroom stalls.

Amen.

Shen Li · December 05, 2025, 11:47:41 PM

Stu shot his first turkey today. You should have seen the people running from the Wal-Mart freezer section.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · December 06, 2025, 09:52:52 AM

The back seat of her car is big enough for a porn orgy.

Her FansOnly subscribers are disappointed that it never gets used.

Shen Li · December 06, 2025, 10:19:32 PM

Prof bought a new stick of deodorant today. The instructions said
remove cap and push up bottom.

Now it hurts when he walks. However, whenever he farts the room smells good.

Renegade Quark · December 07, 2025, 09:07:35 PM

Has two functional brain cells, and they tied for third place.

sicknote · December 07, 2025, 09:21:31 PM

Out of the six flavours of quarks I'm guessing you're a bottom, renegade bottom suits you.

Renegade Quark · December 07, 2025, 09:49:11 PM

Has the sense of humor of a German burn patient.

sicknote · December 07, 2025, 09:55:51 PM

That's the thing about humor its subjective, what isn't subjective is that your father should have used a condom.

Shen Li · December 07, 2025, 09:58:50 PM

Sicknote conducted a survey. He asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.

The number one answer was get out.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · December 08, 2025, 08:32:57 AM

She didn't know why people were making such a big deal about her wearing a one piece bathing suit with a thong at the beach.

Except that she wore it backwards.

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