You must insult the person above you.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Her definition of multitasking is fucking up several things at once.

[J E B Stuart]

Prof rehearsing for his America's Got Talent audition:



Amen.

[Shen Li]

Stu was admitted to hospital with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.

[J E B Stuart]

Each year on their wedding anniversary, her husband receives a lotta sympathy cards.

Amen.

[Renegade Quark]

Dollar store Sam Elliott.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

His family tree doesn't fork.

[J E B Stuart]

For the sake of accuracy, his genealogy isn't called a tree. Rather, his genealogy is a "family braid".  His offspring affectionately call him "Uncle Dad".



Amen.

[Shen Li]

Stu said to his neighbour, "I saw you walking your dogs today."
The neighbour replied, "they're not my dogs, they're my sisters."
Stu said, "your sisters are ugly."

[J E B Stuart]

Shen loves to sing in the shower. This is her go-to shower song:

Piiiicture it.

Amen.

[Shen Li]

Stu failed math so many times he can't even count.

[Renegade Quark]

Her father wanted to name her Bruce.