You must insult the person above you.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · February 22, 2026, 08:12:03 AM

Her definition of multitasking is fucking up several things at once.

J E B Stuart · February 22, 2026, 07:45:00 PM

Prof rehearsing for his America's Got Talent audition:

Amen.

Shen Li · February 22, 2026, 10:23:55 PM

Stu was admitted to hospital with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.

J E B Stuart · February 28, 2026, 01:31:22 AM

Each year on their wedding anniversary, her husband receives a lotta sympathy cards.

Amen.

Renegade Quark · February 28, 2026, 10:39:10 AM

Dollar store Sam Elliott.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · February 28, 2026, 12:39:19 PM

His family tree doesn't fork.

J E B Stuart · February 28, 2026, 03:10:06 PM

For the sake of accuracy, his genealogy isn't called a tree. Rather, his genealogy is a "family braid". His offspring affectionately call him "Uncle Dad".

Amen.

Shen Li · February 28, 2026, 11:10:00 PM

Stu said to his neighbour, "I saw you walking your dogs today."
The neighbour replied, "they're not my dogs, they're my sisters."
Stu said, "your sisters are ugly."

J E B Stuart · March 02, 2026, 09:05:21 PM

Shen loves to sing in the shower. This is her go-to shower song:

Piiiicture it.

Amen.

Shen Li · March 02, 2026, 10:46:58 PM

Stu failed math so many times he can't even count.

Renegade Quark · March 03, 2026, 01:25:59 AM

Her father wanted to name her Bruce.

J E B Stuart · March 03, 2026, 01:54:27 PM

Homeschooled during his youth, after he left home someone had to explain to him that his real name wasn't "Shithead".

Amen.

Renegade Quark · March 03, 2026, 02:53:23 PM

If he got brain-eating bacteria, they would starve to death in his head.

Shen Li · March 03, 2026, 10:12:48 PM

RQ always insisted on making love in the dark. One night, his wife turns on the light and finds him holding a vibrator.

She goes balistic, "You impotent bastard! How could you lie to me all these years?"
RQ looks her straight in the eyes and calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.

J E B Stuart · March 03, 2026, 11:12:00 PM

She was the inspiration for this iconic scene from Kingpin (1996):

Amen n

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