Trump is dying.

[Renatta]

Let us pray for Trump. He is dying.




https://www.indiatoday.in/world/us-news/story/us-president-donald-trump-health-hands-bruised-limping-red-marks-wobbling-2688792-2025-03-04

[.]

You heard it here first. The walls are closing in for Drumph. Again.


(What is it now, like the 5834th time?)

[Brent]

I see Eddie the Chug has been guzzling the hand sanitizer again.

Hey, you dumb wagon burner, if Trump dies it will be forty year old President Vance.

[MAGAt]

I see by your avatar you are a middle aged skid who wastes time playing video games instead of living life like Eddie the White stud.

[Herman]

Right on schedule. Somebody mentions Eddie the Chug's prairie nigger heritage and within minutes he is denying it with a bottle of Big Bear in one hand.

[Shen Li]

Eddie has so many things to be embarrassed about, but the thing that bothers him the most is his Aboriginal ancestry. 

[Edward]

I actually have nothing to be embarrassed about. I am a healthy, wealthy, young, good looking white gentleman. I said herman was likely a chug once and the people on this forum are not very creative. They just copied me. Now it has turned into a strange fetish for them. They desperately want me to be native because they really have nothing to use against me or troll me with.

[Frood]

I kind of feel bad for Ed-Wood. 

[Edward]

Why? I'm better off than all of you. I enjoy life. You guys are always complaining about your lives.

[Frood]

Because of your simplicity aka your chugness...