Please be advised that the world ending in three years is currently on hold while we stand up against the discovery of fraud and abuse

[Biggie Smiles]

Stopping fraud and abuse is a threat to democracy!

SO climate change can wait!

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We can beat climate change though! We just have to figure out a way to get lefties to hold their breath long enough to keep their methane infused brainfarts from polluting the airwaves!

My money is on cling film and gaffer tape.