Mark Carney Won't Help Eddie Because Welfare Is A Provincial Issue

[Shen Li]

Sorry Eddie, Mark Carnage will not give you a $5/month increase on your welfare cheque.

[King Raho]

Well he's a chug so the Crown is required to give him land, discounted reservation cigarettes and hand sanitizer. He doesn't strictly need a $5 increase, does he?

[Eggward]

I am probably the only millionaire here. Maybe it was left to me, but I earned it.

Anyway, I predict a wanker Conservative MP who won his riding will give up his seat to PP.

[Thiel]

Well he's a chug so the Crown is required to give him land, discounted reservation cigarettes and hand sanitizer. He doesn't strictly need a $5 increase, does he?

But, that still won't stop leftist politicians bribing stupid people.

[Edward]

Well he's a chug so the Crown is required to give him land, discounted reservation cigarettes and hand sanitizer. He doesn't strictly need a $5 increase, does he?

They don't give me enough hand sanitizer. I made up a sign and I stand at intersections in Vancouver begging for change to buy some more hand sanitizer to drink.

[Herman]

They don't give me enough hand sanitizer. I made up a sign and I stand at intersections in Vancouver begging for change to buy some more hand sanitizer to drink.

The only lady and I saw your skinny little arms that barely had the strength to hold up that cardboard sign.