So how's the Blue Cashew?

[JOE]

Good?

Hope you're all doin fine.

Jes checkin'.

Lots happenin in the world lately

[Oliver the Second]

Fine?

Fine?

FINE?

I sat in the dentist chair for three hours today getting 6 teeth prepped for crowns.

Then I come home and the stupid internet is down. I call the service number and what do I hear?

"We're sorry but we cannot process your call at this time. Please go to our website to file a report"

AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Get on my phone and Google around to find their DNS server is down over most of the country. But I can fix it if I change my router DNS setting to 8.8.8.8 and use Google's DNS server instead.

Spend the next 45 minutes figuring out how to get into the router, change DNS to static and set it to 8.8.8.8.

Finally back online! Then I come here and YOU ASK ME HOW I'M DOING????



Doing pretty good actually 

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

And you are....?