Just When I Thought My English Was OK

[Renee]

Here, I'll write a Cole's notes version right now:



Coolie coolie coolie

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Bad sex scene

Coolie coolie coolie

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Someone eats a horse

Coolie Coolie Coolie

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Rich guy builds house

Coolie Coolie Coolie

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Japs and war

Coolie Coolie Coolie

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The End

 Wow, I'm surprise it hasn't made Oprah's book club reading list. Sounds like a real gem.  ac_lmfao

[Renee]

What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.

No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.

You wouldn't appreciate an epic, illustrious novel like the Tartan Dragon unless it was dipped in butterscotch sauce.  ac_drinks  ac_toofunny  ac_drinks

I doubt it.



You know the old saying about "lipstick on a pig"???? Well, butterscotch sauce on shit is still shit.  ac_sothere

[Anonymous]

No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.

You wouldn't appreciate an epic, illustrious novel like the Tartan Dragon unless it was dipped in butterscotch sauce.  ac_drinks  ac_toofunny  ac_drinks

I doubt it.



You know the old saying about "lipstick on a pig"???? Well, butterscotch sauce on shit is still shit.  ac_sothere

Oak earns an easy quarter on each sale. In another year or two he will have enough for a cup of coffee.