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#2655
July 07, 2022, 01:01:07 PM
Quote from: Rancidmilko post_id=463034 time=1657211695 user_id=2853
Husband said, "Honey I love you very much and nothing will change that. But I noticed that our 8th child doesn't look like the other seven children. I must know if he has a different father than the other children."



Wife said with tears in her eyes, "I'm sorry but yes he has a different father."



Husband said, "Please tell me who the father is. I must know."



Wife said, "The father is you!"

hahajahaha

Rancidmilko

#2656
July 07, 2022, 01:48:34 PM
Boy: Why is my sister named "Teresa"?



Dad: "Teresa" is an anagram for Easter and your mom really loves Easter.



Boy: Thanks dad.



Dad: You're welcome Alan.
There\'s always a bigger fish.

Anonymous

#2657
July 07, 2022, 02:07:12 PM
Quote from: Rancidmilko post_id=463040 time=1657216114 user_id=2853
Boy: Why is my sister named "Teresa"?



Dad: "Teresa" is an anagram for Easter and your mom really loves Easter.



Boy: Thanks dad.



Dad: You're welcome Alan.

A lot of men should be named Alan.

Rancidmilko

#2658
July 07, 2022, 02:24:27 PM
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There\'s always a bigger fish.

Anonymous

#2659
July 07, 2022, 07:08:27 PM
Quote from: Rancidmilko post_id=463048 time=1657218267 user_id=2853
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 ac_blush

Breakfall

#2660
July 07, 2022, 08:48:56 PM
What a tan line!  :thumbup:

Frood

#2661
July 08, 2022, 02:34:33 AM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=463098 time=1657241336 user_id=3358
What a tan line!  :thumbup:


Just means she wears fairy floss (dental floss) in small areas and one wouldn't want to put it in your laundry of socks and underwear without adding in a laundry sanitiser.... lest your undergarments catch the cheesy clam bacteriums or viruses....



Not sexy.... not sexy at all....



Rubbing what amounts to cotton dental string across a bumhole for a day and then parading it about as somehow sexy is not sexy.



It's major sick.... and everyone knows that females have the most pungent and rank farts when they decide to release them.... and they release them on the quiet.



But what underwear gets those nasty female farts the worst? The G-bangers... I shared houses as a flatmate in my early years and their were some pretty hot as fuck dames living in them.... but it was pretty apparent even before you opened the laundry door about whose clothes basket were in there.



Browned and cheesy, made blokes wheezy. .
Blahhhhhh...

Breakfall

#2662
July 08, 2022, 09:49:38 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=463121 time=1657262073 user_id=1676
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=463098 time=1657241336 user_id=3358
What a tan line!  :thumbup:


Just means she wears fairy floss (dental floss) in small areas and one wouldn't want to put it in your laundry of socks and underwear without adding in a laundry sanitiser.... lest your undergarments catch the cheesy clam bacteriums or viruses....



Not sexy.... not sexy at all....



Rubbing what amounts to cotton dental string across a bumhole for a day and then parading it about as somehow sexy is not sexy.



It's major sick.... and everyone knows that females have the most pungent and rank farts when they decide to release them.... and they release them on the quiet.



But what underwear gets those nasty female farts the worst? The G-bangers... I shared houses as a flatmate in my early years and their were some pretty hot as fuck dames living in them.... but it was pretty apparent even before you opened the laundry door about whose clothes basket were in there.



Browned and cheesy, made blokes wheezy. .


I suffer from hygienic OCD. Ironically when it comes to chicks, that affliction usually takes a back seat during the hot and bother. Or at least up until I shoot my load.

I have red wings, yellow wings and brown wings as a consequence of my youthful escapades...I'm not sure that I'm even proud of it. But it was wonderful and lustful and I was ecstatic for those moments. Sowing of the wild oats dayz...



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 :laugh3:

Rancidmilko

#2663
July 08, 2022, 01:50:45 PM
ROFLMAO if she's hot, I'll toss her salad, but stay away from the "ranch sauce"
There\'s always a bigger fish.

cw_

#2664
July 08, 2022, 05:20:30 PM
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Zetsu

#2665
July 08, 2022, 05:46:45 PM
Quote from: cw_ post_id=463203 time=1657315230 user_id=3226
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 :MG_216:
Permanently off his rocker

Rancidmilko

#2666
July 08, 2022, 05:51:27 PM
bahahahahaha
There\'s always a bigger fish.

Anonymous

#2667
July 09, 2022, 07:46:11 AM
Quote from: cw_ post_id=463203 time=1657315230 user_id=3226
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 ac_toofunny

Anonymous

#2668
July 09, 2022, 04:59:07 PM
Long ago we had empires ran by emperors. Then we had kingdoms ran by kings. Now we have countries.

Anonymous

#2669
July 10, 2022, 03:07:40 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=463350 time=1657400347 user_id=2015
Long ago we had empires ran by emperors. Then we had kingdoms ran by kings. Now we have countries.

 :roll:
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