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I Had a DREAM!!!

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Anonymous

#255
November 16, 2019, 06:53:15 PM
Quote from: "Velvet"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Blazor"Had a dream last night that I was in some kind of a building, in some kind of either stairwell area with balcony railing or some shit. I saw Shen Li, and was like OMG! and gave her a big hug. She wanted to take the stairs, but I showed her how we could jump from balcony to balcony going up like some kind of spider monkey or ninja  :laugh:



She still took the stairs I think. I dont remember anything after getting to the top.

I like taking the stairs so I can go ahead of you and stick my ASS in ur face.

You're such a shy girl. What can we do to bring you out of your shell.

 :laugh:

Anonymous

#256
November 16, 2019, 07:55:34 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Blazor"Had a dream last night that I was in some kind of a building, in some kind of either stairwell area with balcony railing or some shit. I saw Shen Li, and was like OMG! and gave her a big hug. She wanted to take the stairs, but I showed her how we could jump from balcony to balcony going up like some kind of spider monkey or ninja  :laugh:



She still took the stairs I think. I dont remember anything after getting to the top.

I like taking the stairs so I can go ahead of you and stick my ASS in ur face.

Let's take the stairs. :evilthoughts2:

Blazor

#257
January 14, 2020, 12:47:55 PM
Had a crazy zombie dream last night. I was in a house, and the folks that were inside the house, started turning. Would look like a normal person, then pounce viciously. I remember being upstairs, and only one or two people were left. I said "hand me my machete", and it was on from there. That thing was amazingly sharp, cause I started slicing through zombie skulls like slicing butter with a hot knife. Got the house cleared, but the door was so busted in that it couldnt be shut. I went outside, and was somehow able to float up, and look around, and saw a zombie hoard pouring over the mountainside. I knew then it was time to go.





And thats all I remembered! Must of been the chimichangas I ate before bed lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

#258
January 14, 2020, 02:55:27 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"Had a crazy zombie dream last night. I was in a house, and the folks that were inside the house, started turning. Would look like a normal person, then pounce viciously. I remember being upstairs, and only one or two people were left. I said "hand me my machete", and it was on from there. That thing was amazingly sharp, cause I started slicing through zombie skulls like slicing butter with a hot knife. Got the house cleared, but the door was so busted in that it couldnt be shut. I went outside, and was somehow able to float up, and look around, and saw a zombie hoard pouring over the mountainside. I knew then it was time to go.





And thats all I remembered! Must of been the chimichangas I ate before bed lol.

The realtor probably lied and said your house is zombie free.

Blazor

#259
September 01, 2021, 01:59:26 PM
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

cc

#260
September 01, 2021, 03:15:11 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

We await vividly detailed follow-ups should that dream progress in the future  ac_smile
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

#261
September 01, 2021, 08:00:36 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

You best not be dreaming about my old lady.

Anonymous

#262
September 01, 2021, 09:19:42 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

Was it Shen Li, lol.

Anonymous

#263
September 01, 2021, 10:42:04 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=419744 time=1630545582 user_id=3254
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

Was it Shen Li, lol.

 :yuk:

Odinson

#264
September 08, 2021, 05:44:21 PM
That same asian chick was in my dream too.



She is a ho.





But she gots the FEEEVUH.



White fever.

Blazor

#265
September 16, 2021, 02:10:57 PM
Quote from: cc post_id=419732 time=1630523711 user_id=88
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

We await vividly detailed follow-ups should that dream progress in the future  ac_smile


My dreams never progress much.... sexually lol.



Its rare I even meet a lady in a dream. And when I do, it starts off with some touching, but something always happens, so it never gets to the sex part lol. NEVER!



I think it happened one time. And that was a pretty weird experience lol.





This was the first time I think I ever dreamed of an Asian lady. She really liked being in my arms. Smiled at me a lot.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#266
September 16, 2021, 02:11:32 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=419742 time=1630540836 user_id=1689
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

You best not be dreaming about my old lady.


How would I know it was her? lol
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#267
September 16, 2021, 02:12:12 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=419744 time=1630545582 user_id=3254
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

Was it Shen Li, lol.


I didnt recall the aroma of KFC, so I dont think it was  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

#268
September 16, 2021, 02:13:29 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=420566 time=1631815857 user_id=2221
Quote from: cc post_id=419732 time=1630523711 user_id=88
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

We await vividly detailed follow-ups should that dream progress in the future  ac_smile


My dreams never progress much.... sexually lol.



Its rare I even meet a lady in a dream. And when I do, it starts off with some touching, but something always happens, so it never gets to the sex part lol. NEVER!



I think it happened one time. And that was a pretty weird experience lol.





This was the first time I think I ever dreamed of an Asian lady. She really liked being in my arms. Smiled at me a lot.

Do you have a girlfriend Blazor?

Anonymous

#269
September 16, 2021, 02:24:07 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=420566 time=1631815857 user_id=2221
Quote from: cc post_id=419732 time=1630523711 user_id=88
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

We await vividly detailed follow-ups should that dream progress in the future  ac_smile


My dreams never progress much.... sexually lol.



Its rare I even meet a lady in a dream. And when I do, it starts off with some touching, but something always happens, so it never gets to the sex part lol. NEVER!



I think it happened one time. And that was a pretty weird experience lol.





This was the first time I think I ever dreamed of an Asian lady. She really liked being in my arms. Smiled at me a lot.

I forget dreams within 24 hours.
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