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Blazor

#270
September 16, 2021, 02:31:32 PM
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Quote from: Blazor post_id=420566 time=1631815857 user_id=2221
Quote from: cc post_id=419732 time=1630523711 user_id=88
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Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

We await vividly detailed follow-ups should that dream progress in the future  ac_smile


My dreams never progress much.... sexually lol.



Its rare I even meet a lady in a dream. And when I do, it starts off with some touching, but something always happens, so it never gets to the sex part lol. NEVER!



I think it happened one time. And that was a pretty weird experience lol.





This was the first time I think I ever dreamed of an Asian lady. She really liked being in my arms. Smiled at me a lot.

Do you have a girlfriend Blazor?


No  :sad:



Its been a year, 2 months, and 2 weeks.



All the good ones taken lol.



I havent been in a rush, but I do miss affection and such. Im hardly ever home these days, too lonely at home.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#271
September 16, 2021, 02:32:15 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=420574 time=1631816647 user_id=2015
Quote from: Blazor post_id=420566 time=1631815857 user_id=2221
Quote from: cc post_id=419732 time=1630523711 user_id=88
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

We await vividly detailed follow-ups should that dream progress in the future  ac_smile


My dreams never progress much.... sexually lol.



Its rare I even meet a lady in a dream. And when I do, it starts off with some touching, but something always happens, so it never gets to the sex part lol. NEVER!



I think it happened one time. And that was a pretty weird experience lol.





This was the first time I think I ever dreamed of an Asian lady. She really liked being in my arms. Smiled at me a lot.

I forget dreams within 24 hours.


Depends on the dream for me. Some I can remember, a lot I cant.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

#272
September 16, 2021, 02:36:48 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=420576 time=1631817092 user_id=2221
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=420570 time=1631816009 user_id=3254
Quote from: Blazor post_id=420566 time=1631815857 user_id=2221
Quote from: cc post_id=419732 time=1630523711 user_id=88
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

We await vividly detailed follow-ups should that dream progress in the future  ac_smile


My dreams never progress much.... sexually lol.



Its rare I even meet a lady in a dream. And when I do, it starts off with some touching, but something always happens, so it never gets to the sex part lol. NEVER!



I think it happened one time. And that was a pretty weird experience lol.





This was the first time I think I ever dreamed of an Asian lady. She really liked being in my arms. Smiled at me a lot.

Do you have a girlfriend Blazor?


No  :sad:



Its been a year, 2 months, and 2 weeks.



All the good ones taken lol.



I havent been in a rush, but I do miss affection and such. Im hardly ever home these days, too lonely at home.

 :sad:

Anonymous

#273
September 16, 2021, 05:34:35 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=420568 time=1631815892 user_id=2221
Quote from: Herman post_id=419742 time=1630540836 user_id=1689
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

You best not be dreaming about my old lady.


How would I know it was her? lol

She has I heart Herman tatooed on her ass. :laugh3:

Oliver Clotheshoffe

#274
September 16, 2021, 09:53:51 PM
I had a dream of a planet which was dying and it's people were desperate to find a new home... and while exploring they stumbled upon a planet called Earth which would be suitable if not for being massively overpopulated by it's dominant species... so they met with the world's leaders and struck a deal to create a medical emergency and forcibly vaccinate the population... which would get them out of the way so the alien people could move in...



But then I woke up.





I think.
Life is too short to be in a hurry

Anonymous

#275
September 16, 2021, 09:59:10 PM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=420640 time=1631843631 user_id=3349
I had a dream of a planet which was dying and it's people were desperate to find a new home... and while exploring they stumbled upon a planet called Earth which would be suitable if not for being massively overpopulated by it's dominant species... so they met with the world's leaders and struck a deal to create a medical emergency and forcibly vaccinate the population... which would get them out of the way so the alien people could move in...



But then I woke up.





I think.

 :roll:

priscilla1961

#276
September 16, 2021, 10:33:00 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=420578 time=1631817135 user_id=2221
Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=420574 time=1631816647 user_id=2015
Quote from: Blazor post_id=420566 time=1631815857 user_id=2221
Quote from: cc post_id=419732 time=1630523711 user_id=88
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

We await vividly detailed follow-ups should that dream progress in the future  ac_smile


My dreams never progress much.... sexually lol.



Its rare I even meet a lady in a dream. And when I do, it starts off with some touching, but something always happens, so it never gets to the sex part lol. NEVER!



I think it happened one time. And that was a pretty weird experience lol.





This was the first time I think I ever dreamed of an Asian lady. She really liked being in my arms. Smiled at me a lot.

I forget dreams within 24 hours.


Depends on the dream for me. Some I can remember, a lot I cant.

Hi Blazor ac_dance
My Daughter Is Sweeter Than Fucking Sugar!!

Blazor

#277
September 17, 2021, 03:46:32 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=420610 time=1631828075 user_id=1689
Quote from: Blazor post_id=420568 time=1631815892 user_id=2221
Quote from: Herman post_id=419742 time=1630540836 user_id=1689
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

You best not be dreaming about my old lady.


How would I know it was her? lol

She has I heart Herman tatooed on her ass. :laugh3:


This chick did not have tats that I could see, you're safe lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#278
September 17, 2021, 03:47:04 PM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=420640 time=1631843631 user_id=3349
I had a dream of a planet which was dying and it's people were desperate to find a new home... and while exploring they stumbled upon a planet called Earth which would be suitable if not for being massively overpopulated by it's dominant species... so they met with the world's leaders and struck a deal to create a medical emergency and forcibly vaccinate the population... which would get them out of the way so the alien people could move in...



But then I woke up.





I think.


 :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#279
September 17, 2021, 03:47:27 PM
Quote from: priscilla1961 post_id=420644 time=1631845980 user_id=1558
Quote from: Blazor post_id=420578 time=1631817135 user_id=2221
Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=420574 time=1631816647 user_id=2015
Quote from: Blazor post_id=420566 time=1631815857 user_id=2221
Quote from: cc post_id=419732 time=1630523711 user_id=88


We await vividly detailed follow-ups should that dream progress in the future  ac_smile


My dreams never progress much.... sexually lol.



Its rare I even meet a lady in a dream. And when I do, it starts off with some touching, but something always happens, so it never gets to the sex part lol. NEVER!



I think it happened one time. And that was a pretty weird experience lol.





This was the first time I think I ever dreamed of an Asian lady. She really liked being in my arms. Smiled at me a lot.

I forget dreams within 24 hours.


Depends on the dream for me. Some I can remember, a lot I cant.

Hi Blazor ac_dance


Hey Pris!!  ac_dance
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

#280
September 17, 2021, 04:45:22 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=420697 time=1631907992 user_id=2221
Quote from: Herman post_id=420610 time=1631828075 user_id=1689
Quote from: Blazor post_id=420568 time=1631815892 user_id=2221
Quote from: Herman post_id=419742 time=1630540836 user_id=1689
Quote from: Blazor post_id=419731 time=1630519166 user_id=2221
Had a dream I met a pretty Asian girl. She really liked me.

You best not be dreaming about my old lady.


How would I know it was her? lol

She has I heart Herman tatooed on her ass. :laugh3:


This chick did not have tats that I could see, you're safe lol.

Lucky for you. :laugh3:

Blazor

#281
November 12, 2022, 08:16:18 AM
I dreamed that the Iron Chink came to visit, and met me downtown. She needed to find an ATM. But before we went to one, she ducked behind a car, pushed her butt out, and I was like "what are you doing?". She said "I gotta fart Blaze!". I said "ya aint gotta do it like that, jus' walk with me, and shoot your butt out to the side and let it rip, like this...." and I showed her how to jus' aim her butt to the side and do it. So we are now walking for the ATM, and every now and then, she shoots her butt to the side, and BRrrrrRRT! lol



Thats all I remember of that one  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Shen Li

#282
November 12, 2022, 02:25:44 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=481001 time=1668258978 user_id=2221
I dreamed that the Iron Chink came to visit, and met me downtown. She needed to find an ATM. But before we went to one, she ducked behind a car, pushed her butt out, and I was like "what are you doing?". She said "I gotta fart Blaze!". I said "ya aint gotta do it like that, jus' walk with me, and shoot your butt out to the side and let it rip, like this...." and I showed her how to jus' aim her butt to the side and do it. So we are now walking for the ATM, and every now and then, she shoots her butt to the side, and BRrrrrRRT! lol



Thats all I remember of that one  :laugh:

You sure that wasn't Berry Sweet.

Blazor

#283
November 12, 2022, 03:58:29 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=481106 time=1668281144 user_id=3389
Quote from: Blazor post_id=481001 time=1668258978 user_id=2221
I dreamed that the Iron Chink came to visit, and met me downtown. She needed to find an ATM. But before we went to one, she ducked behind a car, pushed her butt out, and I was like "what are you doing?". She said "I gotta fart Blaze!". I said "ya aint gotta do it like that, jus' walk with me, and shoot your butt out to the side and let it rip, like this...." and I showed her how to jus' aim her butt to the side and do it. So we are now walking for the ATM, and every now and then, she shoots her butt to the side, and BRrrrrRRT! lol



Thats all I remember of that one  :laugh:

You sure that wasn't Berry Sweet.


You would think!!! lol
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Breakfall

#284
November 12, 2022, 04:21:00 PM
Of all the chicks I have ever known, they always had one thing in common...they loved to fart in my company. I think it was their way of showing that they were comfortable and trusted me.



 :6: Pppprrrrrrrrrrp
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