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Someone emailed this to me recently and I figured I would share.Quote from: "Renee"
THE CHICKEN GUN*. The true story of the Chicken Gun. Too funny not to
share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound
dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space
shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the
frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength
of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
windshields of their new high speed trains . Arrangements were made, and
a gun was sent to the British engineers.
WHEN THE GUN WAS FIRED, THE ENGINEERS STOOD SHOCKED AS THE CHICKEN HURLED
OUT OF THE BARREL, CRASHED INTO THE SHATTERPROOF SHIELD, SMASHED IT TO
SMITHEREENS, BLASTED THROUGH THE CONTROL CONSOLE, SNAPPED THE ENGINEER'S
BACK-REST IN TWO, AND EMBEDDED ITSELF IN THE BACK WALL OF THE CABIN, LIKE
AN ARROW SHOT FROM A BOW.
THE HORRIFIED BRITS SENT NASA THE DISASTROUS RESULTS OF THEIR EXPERIMENT,
ALONG WITH THE DESIGNS OF THE WINDSHIELD AND BEGGED THE U.S SCIENTISTS FOR
SUGGESTIONS.
NASA RESPONDED WITH A ONE-LINE MEMO -- "DEFROST THE CHICKEN." (TRUE STORY) .
This story is an urban legend that's been around for sometime. Nobody really knows how true it is. The nationality of those testing the gun fluctuates from Brits to Americans to Aussies and to even the stinky French. I have also heard the target was a train windshield, as in the story, to a running jet engine, to an airplane windshield. In any event it's always a frozen chicken and the testing agency ends up looking as dumb as a bag of hair.
It's a funny story nonetheless and given the human penchant for stupidity, the story becomes entirely plausible.ac_toofunny
Someone emailed this to me recently and I figured I would share.Quote from: "Renee"
THE CHICKEN GUN*. The true story of the Chicken Gun. Too funny not to
share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound
dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space
shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the
frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength
of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
windshields of their new high speed trains . Arrangements were made, and
a gun was sent to the British engineers.
WHEN THE GUN WAS FIRED, THE ENGINEERS STOOD SHOCKED AS THE CHICKEN HURLED
OUT OF THE BARREL, CRASHED INTO THE SHATTERPROOF SHIELD, SMASHED IT TO
SMITHEREENS, BLASTED THROUGH THE CONTROL CONSOLE, SNAPPED THE ENGINEER'S
BACK-REST IN TWO, AND EMBEDDED ITSELF IN THE BACK WALL OF THE CABIN, LIKE
AN ARROW SHOT FROM A BOW.
THE HORRIFIED BRITS SENT NASA THE DISASTROUS RESULTS OF THEIR EXPERIMENT,
ALONG WITH THE DESIGNS OF THE WINDSHIELD AND BEGGED THE U.S SCIENTISTS FOR
SUGGESTIONS.
NASA RESPONDED WITH A ONE-LINE MEMO -- "DEFROST THE CHICKEN." (TRUE STORY) .
This story is an urban legend that's been around for sometime. Nobody really knows how true it is. The nationality of those testing the gun fluctuates from Brits to Americans to Aussies and to even the stinky French. I have also heard the target was a train windshield, as in the story, to a running jet engine, to an airplane windshield. In any event it's always a frozen chicken and the testing agency ends up looking as dumb as a bag of hair.
It's a funny story nonetheless and given the human penchant for stupidity, the story becomes entirely plausible.ac_toofunny
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