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Started by RW, June 16, 2015, 11:23:29 PM

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RW

Without comments of pity or apology, I need some fun advice.  I am currently needing to use a cane (my back is being a biatch to my right leg).  How can I be cool while using a walking implement?  A top hat and tap shoes?  That's all I got.



Halp!
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deadskinmask

a cape or a cowel.... or practice twirling it like a baton when not in use.... ;)

Anonymous

Quote from: "RW"Without comments of pity or apology, I need some fun advice.  I am currently needing to use a cane (my back is being a biatch to my right leg).  How can I be cool while using a walking implement?  A top hat and tap shoes?  That's all I got.



Halp!

Two words; pimp cane

kiebers

Get a staff. Do a flame job on it. It can double as a weapon or if you want to break out into a pole dance. You could wear a wizards hat.
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

RW

That was my initial idea but it's hard to find a proper walking stick.
Beware of Gaslighters!

RW

Cape and pimp cane at the same time or is that overkill?
Beware of Gaslighters!

deadskinmask

Quote from: "RW"Cape and pimp cane at the same time or is that overkill?

nope. underkill.... you still need a hat..... :(

Renee

Get a monocle and dress like Fucking Mr. Peanut.
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kiebers

Quote from: "RW"That was my initial idea but it's hard to find a proper walking stick.

Use an aluminum tube. Something like part of a pool brush/net. Cut it to length and have someone cap the open end. Cut it a few inches taller than you are. Actually you could cap it with a dragon head or something like that.
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

kiebers

Quote from: "Renee"Get a monocle and dress like Fucking Mr. Peanut.

Ok...thats funny.
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

deadskinmask

Quote from: "Renee"Get a monocle and dress like Fucking Mr. Peanut.

miss cashew.... the new mascot.... ;)

kiebers

Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Renee"Get a monocle and dress like Fucking Mr. Peanut.

miss cashew.... the new mascot.... ;)

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I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Renee"Get a monocle and dress like Fucking Mr. Peanut.

miss cashew.... the new mascot.... ;)

Now that is a good av deadskinmask.

deadskinmask

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Renee"Get a monocle and dress like Fucking Mr. Peanut.

miss cashew.... the new mascot.... ;)

Now that is a good av deadskinmask.

thanks.