The Flame Game

[Bricktop]

Dove is a sensitive old bucket of religious goo and hypocrisy. I can say that here because it's the flame subby and the mindless whore has me on her Foe list.  

To be honest, I never considered that anyone here would want to use the foe listing. We didn't have any exchanges that sunk to personal slurs, nor members that tended to resort to cheap shots.



Being on a foe list in a forum such as this is no deed of merit.



But fear not...you'll never be on MY foe list. You've done your homework...you know who you're dealing with.

[Frood]

A blowhard puffer fish of advanced age and dementia who flops around the internet?



 ac_hithere

[Bricktop]

No, you'll have to do much better than that.



Not that I do, for one moment, believe you're anything but a rather simple name caller, but it would be nice if you applied some creativity to your silly and rather self deprecating nonsense.



That I am of more senior years than most is not a matter of which I am ashamed. Far from it. So you constantly blaring about it merely inflates my quite healthy ego even more. I toe to toe with upstarts half my age, or in your case, half as smart (yes, I know...I'm a bit of a bully in that respect) and still command respect. Maybe not admiration in all quarters, thankfully, but nobody ignores me, nor my loquacious pyrotechnics. On the other hand, you've already got onto one "Foe" list...not for being clever, witty or ascerbic, but for being nasty for its own sake.



That, Bedpan Betty, is not flaming. Nor especially clever. Its quite easy in fact, to hurl vapid insults at people in lieu of reason, satire or contradiction. Any 5 year old can do it, and I suspect your cute little pixie daughter can teach you a few tricks of the kindergarten trade if you need some tips of self-improvement.



My recommendation to you is to back away, and stop pretending you're something you're not. That being a "flamer".



You just throw cheap insults at soft targets.



That, my dear, will earn you no respect...indeed, you are running at zero as we speak. Firstly, establish some respect, then try to be a tough bitch, rather than just a bitch.

[Frood]

No, you'll have to do much better than that.



Not that I do, for one moment, believe you're anything but a rather simple name caller, but it would be nice if you applied some creativity to your silly and rather self deprecating nonsense.



That I am of more senior years than most is not a matter of which I am ashamed. Far from it. So you constantly blaring about it merely inflates my quite healthy ego even more. I toe to toe with upstarts half my age, or in your case, half as smart (yes, I know...I'm a bit of a bully in that respect) and still command respect. Maybe not admiration in all quarters, thankfully, but nobody ignores me, nor my loquacious pyrotechnics. On the other hand, you've already got onto one "Foe" list...not for being clever, witty or ascerbic, but for being nasty for its own sake.



That, Bedpan Betty, is not flaming. Nor especially clever. Its quite easy in fact, to hurl vapid insults at people in lieu of reason, satire or contradiction. Any 5 year old can do it, and I suspect your cute little pixie daughter can teach you a few tricks of the kindergarten trade if you need some tips of self-improvement.



My recommendation to you is to back away, and stop pretending you're something you're not. That being a "flamer".



You just throw cheap insults at soft targets.



That, my dear, will earn you no respect...indeed, you are running at zero as we speak. Firstly, establish some respect, then try to be a tough bitch, rather than just a bitch.

My recommendation to you is to discover the joys of brevity. You flame yourself every time you don't.



Your comments about creativity are ironic when your entire post wasn't particularly creative and it centered around calling me simple and puffing your geriatric chest out in some ridiculous attempt at reassuring yourself you've still got vitality instead of lowered testosterone levels and failing mental capacity. It obviously bothers you. This is not the first time I've seen you get your nose out of joint about your age here and it won't be the last. I've also noticed that you're already struggling with the new flamewar rules for the forum in other sections.



You ought to get that in check before it bites you on your soggy man nappy clad ass. Just a suggestion.  ac_smile

[Wulf]

It won't be as much fun gutting Wulf and watching him crawl around the forum like a bleating horizontal paintbrush now that it has to stay in just one place, but thems the rules I guess.

Well at least now we won't have to endure your paranoid cries and accusations of being silenced and gagged, you stupid twat. ac_lmfao



Bitch, I'm very certain that you have never been gagged, nor can you be. I'll bet I could drive a Duce and a Half down your canker covered throat and never even have to fold the mirrors.



BTW, even though you could probably give an adult anaconda a run for its money in a cow swallowing contest, I'm pretty sure your maw is nothing compared to the size of your asshole. After the drilling I've given you lately, it must be bigger than Kings Canyon.

[Frood]

It won't be as much fun gutting Wulf and watching him crawl around the forum like a bleating horizontal paintbrush now that it has to stay in just one place, but thems the rules I guess.

Well at least now we won't have to endure your paranoid cries and accusations of being silenced and gagged, you stupid twat. ac_lmfao

We? Cries? No such thing. I simply wasn't going to permit a mentally challenged ex soldier baboon like you to lead me down the garden path.

Bitch, I'm very certain that you have never been gagged, nor can you be. I'll bet I could drive a Duce and a Half down your canker covered throat and never even have to fold the mirrors.

Do you eat your mum out with that foul mouth?

BTW, even though you could probably give an adult anaconda a run for its money in a cow swallowing contest, I'm pretty sure your maw is nothing compared to the size of your asshole. After the drilling I've given you lately, it must be bigger than Kings Canyon.

Probably? pretty sure? must be?  ac_toofunny



You're not very confident and you've got an orifice fixation. Get those looked at.

[Bricktop]

Wulf, you are addressing a nurse. The only difference between a nurse and a whore is that nurses get penalty rates. Further examples of the mentality of nurses can be observed in Van...painted trash with a wandering gash. You know who I mean.



They are full of self importance, but I have yet to reason why. There is no such thing as an attractive FEMALE nurse, although some of the boys are pretty, if you catch my drift. They are not unlike flight attendants, but at least attendants will bring you a beer when you want one. In fact, I'm not sure what use nurses are when you're fully ambulatory and need no portable waste disposal implements (that's the bedpan, not the nurse).



As for Dumpy here, she does indeed have a bigger mouth than the Murray (the largest Australian river...she'll know what I mean) combined with a brain the size of a macadamia.



Oh, and don't worry about leading her down the garden path. This bitch would be well aware of the location of the toolshed.

[Frood]

You'd both be addressing a former nurse. I upskilled and remain in the medical profession.



I have nothing but respect for nurses and even some whores. Think about it. When either of you two boob heads present to each theater with a pressing ache in your lower abdomens and nether regions, both nurses and the more charitable whores do something to help you out. A nurse might insert a catheter down your urethra's by coaxing out your little inverted grubs while the rest of the retirement home staff try not laugh out loud at your lifelong misfortunes. An extremely charitable whore might extract your fish fingers out with her pinky, tie her gaudy hair tie around the bases, and spit at your rotten old apricots until they stop retreating up their defacto grampginees



As you can see, both professions are noble social institutions which serve you in your own little needful ways, although they all draw the line at attempting to help you remove your heads from your asses.



That's a big job and these majestic heroins aren't miracle workers.  

[RW]

My mom is a nurse!  acc_angry

[Frood]

She's a critically undervalued and major contributor to society's well being and she should be applauded.

[Bricktop]

You'd both be addressing a former nurse. I upskilled and remain in the medical profession.

So you're a glorified nurse working a doctors reception. Big fucking deal. You can change the colour, but the horse is still the same horse.



The mentality that drove you to joining Bedpan Inc remains intact. But that's not the issue.



What we're really addressing is a hideous and repugnant harpie, characterised by a big mouth as translated by the courage of her keyboard.



Big fucking deal. You're addressing TWO men who put their lives and welfare on the line so you can sit behind your cheapass computer and throw cheapshots at those you've already identified as your betters.



That is, people with the integrity and courage to put their balls on the line, rather than someone else's, after which you then pretend you're something special. I'd love a buck for every time I had to rush to a hospital to help the poor widdle nursies out because a big bad man (or woman) is threatening them with bad words. Pretty clear evidence that you and your ilk are all mouth, and no manners.



You're out of your depth trying to claim some vocational high ground. Shit, even Dove ranks above you. At least she was honest about who she was.



Keep it up cupcake. Its half time, and you haven't scored yet.

[RW]

What do you think nurses do Spec???  They too put their lives on the line.



Show some respect.

[Frood]

Exactly, RW.



Show some respect, Hogwart prick!

[Wulf]

I've met plenty of nurses that are good people. They take their jobs seriously and do their best to help others and it is a thankless position. But let's be perfectly clear here; my issue is not with nurses, it is with one particular individual who claims to be a nurse and for some odd reason thinks she has the right to be a fuckwad simply because she has ideological differences of opinion with another members of this forum.  She blew in here picking fights with whoever she came across and she is of the false opinion that she is some kind of "know it all" guru of all things. The truth of the matter is that her actions mark her as a disgrace to her profession in more ways than can be counted. The very fact that she thinks that she has the right to abuse people for self-serving and self-important reasons identifies her as a member of this forum undeserving of any kind of respect or professional consideration. It's as simple as that.



The bottom line is that Dingus Magee is an A-typical internet troll who shares many unfortunate traits with creatures like Opie Kindred and Pounce the Lion; just to name a few of the other similar fucksticks. That in itself is enough to relieve anyone here of the obligation of showing her any respect regardless of how many bedpans she has washed, bandages she has folded or bedside commodes she has emptied. Furthermore if she is upset at her treatment thus far then she should rethink her conduct and adjust her behavior accordingly. No one is stopping her from becoming a viable member of this forum but she had best start to realize that the treatment she is getting form people like the Inspector and myself is a situation entirely of her own making. Apparently she is so insecure that the only way she can to assert  herself in a community such as this is through puerile attacks and obnoxious proclamations of self-absorbed, intellectual superiority. Although she has made her mental and emotional disturbances readily apparent to those of us who want to peacefully coexist in atmosphere of civility, we do NOT have to mildly sit by and be subjected to her misplaced attitude of superiority.



I've said this before and I will say it again, if you are going to portray yourself as a combative cunt then expect to be hammered for it from any and all directions.......AND PLEASE, DO NOT cry or whine about it when you do.

[Frood]

I've met plenty of nurses that are good people. They take their jobs seriously and do their best to help others and it is a thankless position. But let's be perfectly clear here; my issue is not with nurses, it is with one particular individual who claims to be a nurse and for some odd reason thinks she has the right to be a fuckwad simply because she has ideological differences of opinion with another members of this forum.  She blew in here picking fights with whoever she came across and she is of the false opinion that she is some kind of "know it all" guru of all things. The truth of the matter is that her actions mark her as a disgrace to her profession in more ways than can be counted. The very fact that she thinks that she has the right to abuse people for self-serving and self-important reasons identifies her as a member of this forum undeserving of any kind of respect or professional consideration. It's as simple as that.

↑ This from a "know it all" Marine Corp doily of 25 mindless years who thought it was his right to not only abuse fellow humans overseas but to murder them for his self serving and self important reasons (a paycheck and his nationalism psychosis). I've met a few soldiers who were good people. They, unlike you, found their consciences and acquired real jobs.



You talk of respect and professional consideration after you sold your soul and continue to unrepentantly boast about it. There's nothing professional about being in a standing army any more than a blunt tool has bragging rights being hung up in a tool shed by its owner. You were brainwashed and brandished; nothing more. It's actually as simple as THAT.  

The bottom line is that Dingus Magee is an A-typical internet troll who shares many unfortunate traits with creatures like Opie Kindred and Pounce the Lion; just to name a few of the other similar fucksticks. That in itself is enough to relieve anyone here of the obligation of showing her any respect regardless of how many bedpans she has washed, bandages she has folded or bedside commodes she has emptied.

Make up your mind, Meathead. Am I an ideological opponent or a terrreristtttt!, derpa derpa derp?  :001_rolleyes:

Furthermore if she is upset at her treatment thus far then she should rethink her conduct and adjust her behavior accordingly. No one is stopping her from becoming a viable member of this forum but she had best start to realize that the treatment she is getting form people like the Inspector and myself is a situation entirely of her own making.

Revising the history forum book already, Uncle Spam? You just can't help yourself. Were you bred to be a highly effective battle ostrich in a field of claymores?   And Inspector? You're suggesting that the blue cashew monkey boy Sputnik used to be a cop? Too funny.  ac_lmfao

Apparently she is so insecure that the only way she can to assert  herself in a community such as this is through puerile attacks and obnoxious proclamations of self-absorbed, intellectual superiority. Although she has made her mental and emotional disturbances readily apparent to those of us who want to peacefully coexist in atmosphere of civility, we do NOT have to mildly sit by and be subjected to her misplaced attitude of superiority.

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I've said this before and I will say it again, if you are going to portray yourself as a combative cunt then expect to be hammered for it from any and all directions.......AND PLEASE, DO NOT cry or whine about it when you do.

Do not cry or whine when I portray myself as a combative cunt? What self respecting cunt could do any of that?



Or did you mean to convey something else, GI Bonehead?  ac_biggrin