Dear Renee

[Bricktop]

I got a few sentences in and lost interest. Loads of pomp with not much promise of actual substance. It kind of reminded me of Spectre pretending to be a yank with obesity issues.

Renee merely highlights how pitifully pathetic you look by following me around the internet craving any attention I may throw your way.



Of more interest is how she got your number in such a short time span. Testimony indeed to the blindingly obvious madness behind your method.

[Frood]

I got a few sentences in and lost interest. Loads of pomp with not much promise of actual substance. It kind of reminded me of Spectre pretending to be a yank with obesity issues.

Some American cliches, falsehoods, and whatnot

I got a few sentences in and lost interest. Loads of pomp with not much promise of actual substance. It kind of reminded me of Spectre pretending to be a yank with obesity issues.

Renee merely highlights how pitifully pathetic you look by following me around the internet craving any attention I may throw your way.



Of more interest is how she got your number in such a short time span. Testimony indeed to the blindingly obvious madness behind your method.

I follow you around on the internet?  ac_toofunny  



Did you just actually say that?



Yes, Spectre. You've caught me out. I follow you around the internet because your crazed and narcissistic paranoia is like a fine wine to me and the way you strut around this forum like a tubby little ham fisted emperor at a Chinese KFC, is simply intoxicating to all of my more saucier senses . How could you tell?  



Take me! Take me now!



I want your leaky bendy straw in my custard cup as I braid the hairs on your shoulders with my fingertips into a toupee worthy of your illustrious salt and pepper squid locks so I can later wheel you to the RSL for a 2 course midday sausage and mash seniors special and Green Ginger Beer, and show off my catch to all the jealous blue rinse biddies. We must be together now, Spectre. You know my secret crush.  :001_tongue:

[cc]

Spec is Out(house)ted



 :001_tongue:

[@realAzhyaAryola]

I always root for my fellow American women. Welcome back, Renee!  

[Renee]

I always root for my fellow American women. Welcome back, Renee!  

 

ac_hithere Thanks, Azhya.

[keeper]

:JC_howdy: missed you too Renee :JC_howdy:



Welcome back

[@realAzhyaAryola]

.....after I vanquished you  .....

  ....  ac_toofunny .......  ac_lmfao .... ]

Ain't that hilarious? No one can vanquish Renee.

[Frood]

.....after I vanquished you  .....

  ....  ac_toofunny .......  ac_lmfao .... ]

Ain't that hilarious? No one can vanquish Renee.

I couldn't.



Although I could make her question her existence and possibly ponder vanquishing herself (but that's not a goal nor pleasure of mine).



I prefer to let the sleeping Americans stay lethargic. After all, they're so good at it.  ac_smile

[keeper]

.....after I vanquished you  .....

  ....  ac_toofunny .......  ac_lmfao .... ]

Ain't that hilarious? No one can vanquish Renee.

I couldn't.



Although I could make her question her existence and possibly ponder vanquishing herself (but that's not a goal nor pleasure of mine).



I prefer to let the sleeping Americans stay lethargic. After all, they're so good at it.  ac_smile

Sorry Dink, Renee would slaughter you.

[Frood]

.....after I vanquished you  .....

  ....  ac_toofunny .......  ac_lmfao .... ]

Ain't that hilarious? No one can vanquish Renee.

I couldn't.



Although I could make her question her existence and possibly ponder vanquishing herself (but that's not a goal nor pleasure of mine).



I prefer to let the sleeping Americans stay lethargic. After all, they're so good at it.  ac_smile

Sorry Dink, Renee would slaughter you.

Maybe in her wettest daydream.



I don't foresee it ever happening though.  ac_biggrin

[cc]

I'm sure Renee has at least one intriguing wet dream every night  .. prolly  wet daydreams too



and I'm also sure that you are not in any of them

[Frood]

That's a relief!



From the size of it, I might not be able to afford the dry suit.

[cc]

good comeback

[keeper]

That's a relief!



From the size of it, I might not be able to afford the dry suit.

Men sizes are not that much!!!

[Frood]

good comeback

Keeper got the comeback, whether he intended to sop it up or not.  ac_biggrin