What's this? An AMERICAN calls for gun control???

[Anonymous]

No. It doesn't.



It just gets on with it.

They lecture just like the rest of them. Hey, how many refugees is Australia planning on? We know the number for Gulf oil and Far East countries.

[Frood]

Why is that? America declares itself the "World's Greatest Democracy", even going to the extent of invading other countries to impose their form of government on them.



Now, what you're saying is you don't trust this "World's Greatest Government"?



Weird, eh?

Democratic or not, some people have little faith in self serving politicians..



It's not only limited to the United States either.

Then why do Americans constantly laud their government?

And Australia does not hold up their version of democracy as a model for the world?

Australia's model of democracy has three parts.



First, there is the Executive Branch. Our Prime Minister, no matter their political leaning, sucks off Executive leaders from more powerful nations. It's an Executive function so all is above board.



We also have a Legislative Branch. They all suck off the Prime Minister in standing and their pack of sycophant cocksuckers party for some sort of preferential treatment. Some are perpetual swallowers while others are militant spitters, yet they all still suck one in the same. Each new election, the swallowers and spitters bicker with the media and a doe eyed public about who spit and swallowed the most or the least. Since our Prime Ministers have seldom ever spit out a load from a foreign partner, the Legislative Branch of Australia by default has digested and recycled foreign ejaculatory fluids in their mouths in which to spit, swallow, or gurgle indefinitely until better cum comes up.



Lastly, there is our Judicial Branch. They can't be seen ever sucking off any parties despite the fact that they're appointed by a combination of swallowers and spitters at the suggestion of the swallowers in charge. The Judiciary feigns disgust at the concept of cocksucking while quaffing the seminal fluid undercurrents of not just national private bit fellated genital wine, but the worldly variants. No blow job is rendered legal unless localized swallowers, spitters, and garglers have cum together with the bigger world cocks at large (in the mouths, stomachs, and napkins of similar nations such as Canada, New Zealand, England, et cetera).



As you can see, Australia is a beacon for living free and independent (or the first to suckle a bigger bell end stuffed in its mouth against the peoples consent and knowledge).