Meet the Revenue Canada Telephone Scam Guy!

[Anonymous]

"Oh, Mr Herman...my name is Rangeesh from your wonderful, wonderful bank...I would be liking to be asking you some questions for a survey...it will not cost you one rupee...er, I mean dollar...would you be so kind as to answer my questions and you may win a new Ferrari, hand built in Bangla Desh...".

What I recommend is a total shutdown of all Indian telemarketers until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

You got small hands.

[easter bunny]

"Oh, Mr Herman...my name is Rangeesh from your wonderful, wonderful bank...I would be liking to be asking you some questions for a survey...it will not cost you one rupee...er, I mean dollar...would you be so kind as to answer my questions and you may win a new Ferrari, hand built in Bangla Desh...".

What I recommend is a total shutdown of all Indian telemarketers until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

 

[keeper]

Do these work on anyone?

I dont answer my phone. Mail it to me.



Problem solved  

[The Donald]

"Oh, Mr Herman...my name is Rangeesh from your wonderful, wonderful bank...I would be liking to be asking you some questions for a survey...it will not cost you one rupee...er, I mean dollar...would you be so kind as to answer my questions and you may win a new Ferrari, hand built in Bangla Desh...".

What I recommend is a total shutdown of all Indian telemarketers until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

You got small hands.

I have beautiful hands.